“MUY HA HA HA!” you laugh in your best sinister mad scientist voice, which wasn’t all that good… You cup your hands anticipating the fun you’re going to have with this device.
You grab the remote, lock the house, and decide that today would an excursion day. The sun is shining, the bird singing… wait we did all this already… screw it.
You examine the little machine further and think to yourself, “Man, there are so many buttons to choose from! At least the buttons are clearly labeled. But what exactly are the #1 and #2 buttons for? Hmm…”
You see many potential targets walking up and down the busy street and decide to press #1 at two attractive college girls, but nothing happens.
“Weirdo,” says one under her breath as she sees you pointing the remote at them.
You see a mom and her son and press button #2… still no effect.
Finally you see a large man walking with a rather sexy woman. Walking in the opposite direction is a teenage girl walking a dog.
You hit the VOICE button and two antennae extend from the top of the device and…
A purple ray encompasses your intended targets and you almost bust a gut at the results:
The 16-year-old girl now has the large man’s deep bass voice and booms “COME ON, SPARKY, HEEL! HEEL! STUPID DOG. THIS WAY, SWEETIE. COME ON!” and pulls on the leash.
The Rottweiler has swapped voices with the woman and barks as if a woman was impersonating a dog! In a syrupy voice it cries, “Woof, woof…”
The rather rotund man turns and speaks to the woman in the teenage girl’s voice, “So, I’ll ask you again. Where do you want to eat for lunch?”
The woman shrugged and could only speak in barks, “WOOF WOOF! BARK BARK! YIP YIP!”
The man sighs, “You never make any sense. At least you’re pretty…”
You look down at the device and the antennae disappear back into the unit. Apparently the four recipients you zapped have absolutely no idea that they switched voices.
You’re still quite unsure how the device works, but there are TONS of people on the street to ‘experiment’ with.
“MUY HA HA HA (gag) HA HA!” you laugh again.
“Who are you laughing at?” You hear a voice behind you causing you to almost pee in your pants! It was…
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