It was just another day in the Masaki household, at least that's what everyone thought when they got up this morning. At the moment Tenchi was at school, so the various women who had him as the object of their affection were able to tolerate each other enough so that nothing got blown up, or incinerated, or disintigrated, or, well you get the idea. But even though he was gone, the women in his life still thought about him.
In his room Ryoko, the ochre eyed, cyan haired, semi-retired, space pirate phased through the wall as quietly as possible taking a cursory glance and making sure no one else was there.
"Hello, anybody there, anybody gonna stop me from looking around my Tenchi's room, no, okay then." Ryoko stiffled the giggle that threatened to escape her lips, giddy at how clever she was being. Being a space pirate Ryoko was never one to play fair, so she decided to go the direct route and search Tenchi's room for anything that could help her get a leg up on the competition. So stiffling the desire to ransack the room with all the finese of a drunken elephant, Ryoko starts to methodically search his room in all the places, according to late night TV, that boys liked to hide their naughty belongings.
Searching through Tenchi's drawers, and noting that he was a breifs man, the back of his closet and under the bed, Ryoko was now digging beneath the matress and pulled out a magazene.
"Aha, I knew my Tenchi wasn't such a paragon of goodness as everyone thinks he his." With a gleeful and muffled squeal Ryoko started flipping through the magazene and was stunned at what she saw. Sure enough it was full of scantily clad women in a number of provokative poses but what was really stunning was the fact that none of these women could be under 300 pounds, there was even a photo of two obese women dressed like sumos and wrestling with each other. As hard as it was for her to beleive the proof was right there in front of her.
"Tenchi has a thing for fat girls!?"
So stunned was the space pirate that she didn't hear someone else come up behind her.
"Ryoko, what are you doing in Tenchi's room?"
Ryoko lets off a surprised squwak and whips around to see
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