Naruto had always considered himself someone who liked to talk and be with others. It was one of his definining traits, and he happily showed it without fear or remorse. Unlickily for him, this time his special skill was doing little effect on his current companion, the embassador of Suna and older sister of the Kazekague: Temari Sabuko.
Naruto had tried everything to entertain the other blonde. They had gone to the ramen stand, shops and other places of Konoha that he liked. But every time Temari seemed to be at most mildly interested in the subject, which made Naruto feel like he wasn´t doing a good job as a guide. But he couldn´t give up, so he kept his good mood when talking and carried on with the visit.
“And what is that?” asked Temari pointing at a small flower shop nearby.
“That’s the Yamanaka flower shop” said Naruto as fast as he could “Anyway....!”
“You dont look very fond of the place” said Temari, smirking as she noticed the uneasy look that her guide was giving her “Dont you like flowers Naruto?”
“I have nothing against them!” said Naruto.
“Then why do you look so nervous?” pressed on the suna blonde, smiling wickedly as he made her guide even more uneasy “As my guide, you have to tell me about it”
“Well...hmm....” Naruto started to sweat as Temari’s eyes seemed to get inside his soul, trying to take the truth out of him. He managed to resist for ten more seconds, but finally he gave up “It is the daughter of the owner of the shop, Ino. She and I went to the academy together.....”
“So, she is your ex-girlfriend?” smirked Temari.
“NO!” shouted Naruto, the thought of it almost making him jump of fear “No..she is kind of an ex-bully, but without the “ex”. She is obsessed with pulling other people’s underwear...and I am kind of a favourite of hers”
“So you dont want to get inside there in fear of getting a wedgie from this Ino girl?” asked Temari.
“Yes”
The blonde girl from Suna then did the last thing that Naruto had expected her to do. He had thought that she would laugh at him, or call him weak. Instead of that, her lips turned into a reasurring smile and she hugged him.
“Uhm....” Naruto was lost “Why...?”
Temari stopped hugging him and gave Naruto a stern look “You have to promise to never say this to NO ONE. Got it?”
“S-sure” he was far to scared of her to even think of that.
“Ok...”Temari sighed and looked at Naruto “In Suna I have a similar problem to yours”
“You are wedgied?!” asked Naruto in shock.
“Not so loud damnit!” hissed Temari “Yes, and as the sister of the Kazekague is shamefull for me to get my underwear pulled every single day. It also hurts a lot!”
“Tell me about it” agreed Naruto “But I thought no one would dare to do it! I mean, you are Gaara’s sister. Shouldn´t the people be scared of messing with you?”
“You would be right if Gaara wasn´t the one who gives me wedgies” said Temari cringing at the memories of brutal sand wedgies “Kankuro seems to give me the most, but Gaara’s hurt more with the damn sand getting inside my panties. I am the oldest! I should be the one doing that damnit!” Temari closed her fists for a moment before calming herself down again “I hate being the wedgie-plaything of both of my brothers, I feel like a complete loser.....besides, half the money I earn I have to use to buy new underwear”
“The shop where I buy it has given me the price of client of the year” said Naruto.
“Really? Wow!” laughed Temari “What a pair of losers we are!”
As the two blondes laughed at their mutual disfortune, Naruto felt something wrong about his orange and black jumpsuit pants. Just as he looked down at them, the fabric seemed to tear apart in the middle before falling down to the ground with both of his pant’s tubes, leaving Naruto’s legs naked and his tighty whities in plain view.
“Eeek!” Naruto’s hands tried in vain to cover his lower nakedness as a red blush covered his whole face. Meanwhile Temari’s shock was soon replaced by an amused expression at Naruto’s misfortune.
“Wow Naruto, I know that we were being sincere and open, but I think that you take it to far” snickered Temari.
Naruto opened his mouth to respond but he stopped once he noticed that the lower part of Temari’s black kimono had also fell, relealing Temari’s long legs and the underwear she was wearing today “You wear tighty whities?”
“What!? What makes you think....” Temari gasped and the skin of her face turned red as she also noticed her own nakedness “Eeeek! What’s going on?!”
“I dont...” Naruto blinked as he started to feel a bit dizzy, he had a harder time noticing things and his whole body seemed to work only varely “My body...”
Temari tried to take a step but she almost fell over as she did it. What was was happening? Had they been poisoned by an enemy ninja? The two blondes swayed and moved their arms to remain on their feet, neither of them noticing the smirking blonde girl behind them.
“So you thought that you could pass by without saying hello? That’s bad manners Naruto-kun” Naruto’s eyes snapped open as she recognized that voice, that devious tone that always brought trouble to him.
“Ino” Naruto moved his body to turn but the blonde Yamanaka just gently grabbed his neck and made him bend his back over.
“I love tighty whities, they are so stretcheble and fun to play with...”Ino then looked at Temari, who was now trying to take her battle fan, but couldn´t manage to pull it out of it’s bindings “And you brought Temari-san too! With underwear that matches yours, now that is a well thought gift!”
“You better give me the antidote or I will...!” said Temari.
“What will you do tightie’s girl?” snickered Ino grabbing Temari and making her bend over too in the same position “I have hear all your wedgie conversation, and I must said that you are right Temari-san, it isn´t fair. All of us should be able to pull your undies too, not only your brothers! That’s why I have thought of the perfect plan to make sure that everyone knows that Temari Sabuku is wedgiable!”