"Okay, Okay! Listen Assman, I am sorry, I really mean it! It was a mistake to defame you, It was wrong for me to call you stupid; please forgive me!" You plead.
"Will you become one of my fans?" Assman asked as he waited for a response.
"Yes!" you say as you hope he doesn't fart.
"Will you kiss my ass?" Assman asked.
After thinking for a couple of seconds, you start to kiss his huge ass just to please him.
After 5 minutes of this, Assman gets up and you are away from the blast zone.
"You won't do bad things again will you?"
"No I won't!" you say as you run as fast as you can away from Assman.
After running away for 60 miles. you heard a huge explosion as you assumed it was Assman farting up a storm.
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