The Stink Alarm trilled again on Assman and Buttboy's phones. They whipped out their newest signalling devices, which quickly showed them by triangulation where the alarm was coming from... and even picked up some street cam action, of a break-in in progress!
"At last!" Assman nearly cheered. "Six hours of patrol and finally some action.
As the titanic superheroes neared the scene - aided by the truck sent out for them by their wonderful assistant - the street came photos made it clear that the trouble was a break-in, a looting, led by none other than....
the Three Beefsters!!
The Beefsters were long-time criminals, three wily brothers who were the scourge of Metroville with their thieving ways. Living up to their names, they used their big, beefy bods to smash in windows, doors, even walls, to 'liberate' whatever took their fancy, or could be pawned to pay the bills. The Beefsters were among the few criminals in Metroville who rivaled Assman in size - and there were three of them!
However, the Beefsters also lived up - or is it down - to the stereotype of the big, beefy male criminal, in that they were both slow AND stupid. They left a trail of damage behind whenever they went thieving, and rarely planned a good getaway. They had been caught often, but were cunning at using their sheer bulk to escape custody - since although Assman outweighed them, the police did not.
Assman and Buttboy tumbled off their flatbed truck just down the street from where a trail of broken glass showed that the Beefsters were robbing jewelry stores... and a camera store, and seemed to have made a pass through a swimwear store as well. Buttboy, being younger, drew ahead of Assman, and
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