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Six hours, Assman thought. Six hours hes been patrolling the streets and nothing so much as a purse snatcher to take care of. This was a pathetic night. He had been saving up his farts all night to use, and it was looking less and less likely that he was going to get to fart at all. Such a waste.
Or was it.
Out of the corner of his eye, Assman saw someone suspiciously working down in a darkened alleyway. This could make the night! What could it be! A robber, a murderer, some sort of new super villain? He snuck up. Snuck up as quietly as someone with an ass that size could anyway.
“Assman…” the teenager said, marker in hand. “More like…more like..” He threw down his marker. He could think of no way to make fun of the ass-themed superhero.” Grrr. When I think of how I can deface this… smelly.. stupidhero…I’m going to enjoy every minuet of it.” The teenager laughed, diabolically.
Assman, could barely hold back his glee. This wouldn’t be the most challenging fight, but boy, he could have some fun putting this kid in place.
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