As you made the jump into the lake you were immediately stopped by a 30 foot tall wall of perfection. "Gotcha!" he shouted with immense satisfaction towards his little joke and the fact that he now had his son in his arms as if he were only a small child.
"Dad I thought you didn't believe that the remote was real?" you said flabbergasted. "Well I didn't at first" he admitted "but you know that boulder we never seemed to notice before back at the cabin, well that used to be a pebble."
You were stunned that huge thing was nearly as big as your room but your astonishment was quickly interrupted as your dad let you drop into the water telling you he just wanted to sit and soak as he pulled out the remote and blasted himself growing and growing until he was 150 feet tall and sitting in the lake as if it were an undersized tub
"You do whatever comes to mind I'm just going to rest for a while" he boomed down to you. If you say so you thought as you climbed onto you perfect father to investigate his new size. As you strolled down his abs you noticed they were almost as tall as you were, hell if he grew anymore they'd be like an alley, soon you came upon his treasure trail leading you to his 30 foot tall "treasure" as you lost yourself staring at his tower of sheer manliness you didn't notice he was not really dozing but getting ready to shoot you with the remote.
Just as his shot was all lined up he yelled"SUPRISE!!!"which startled you so much you tripped on a snag in his waist high pubic hair and fell onto his water logged balls causing the beam to miss and hit...
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