TF Chaos in South Park

Cartman smiled malevolently. "Well Kyle. It's funny you should ask. Because you see I came here with a very specific purpose in mind. To get my revenge on you jewboy!"

Kyle reacted predictably. "Heh! Lardass! You can't just come into my house and insult me! God what the hell is wrong with you? Why do you have to be such a jerk all the time? Kyle ranted unaware that this time Cartman had an ace up his sleeve or rather a wishing stone.

Cartman grinned and replied. "Well you see Kyle. I am one of the 13 Megajerks sent back in time from the future to harass and annoy all stupid redneck jewboys."

Kyle was stunned for a second. "What really?" He replied. "Heh wait a second I gotta get this on tape!"

Cartman interrupted again. "No! NOT REALLY! God your so dumb you stupid jew I hate you so much you jewbag!" Said Cartman in his usual charming anti semitic way.

"So anyway." Cartman continued. "I'm going to do something now that you won't forget in a hurry."

Kyle was suspicous as soon as he saw the stone. "Heh what are you doing fatass?" He asked before Cartman took the stone from his pocket and used it to...