Neither Ashton nor Ryan notice as you slip through Ashton's sleeve, landing with a thump in Ryan Sheckler's shirt pocket. Lying on your upper back with your legs splayed awkwardly up against the tall fabric wall, you try to call for help. But your neck is bent uncomfortabley, and you can't make a sound. You've watched 'the Life of Ryan' on Mtv a couple times. In your opinion, the popular 17-year-old pro-skater has more money and fame than he has personality, and his life makes for a terrible reality show. But you can't deny that he has one of the most stunning male bodies you've ever seen, and you're a little resentful of the fact that a kid a whole year younger than you could have accomplished so much more, physically and financially. Well there's one department the little brat hasn't excelled in, you think to yourself as you're knocked around inside the muggy pocket, and that's personal hygiene! This kid has the most foul B.O. ever, and you happen to be seated right by his gargantuan armpit. The soupy smell is just awful. With each of the giant's steps, you knock against his chiselled pectoral muscles. Through the hot fabric of his shirt, his nipple seems to be hardening in response to your touch. Oh great, you think, as your stomach bashes repeatedly against the rock hard point of Ryan's nipple.. The skyscraper-sized teen catches a ride home with his dad, during which the two men engage in a fiercely competitive farting contest. As the giants laugh their booming, masculine laughs, tears stream over your face and you truly wish you were dead. When Ryan finally retires to his room and throws off his shirt, you go tumbling out at his huge feet. The monumental boy kneels down on one knee to inspect you, his rippling, tanned abs curling inward. "Whoah.." You struggle to your feet, stare up at the topless, Greek God-like figure, and after you catch your breath, shout: "Haven't you ever heard of deodorant???" To which he answers..
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