One day, when Misty was coming home from a long journey with Ash and Brock, she had nowhere to go, and Ash's mother decided to take her in. She lived a happy life, spending day after day with Ash, Eventually, Ash popped the question. She graciously accepted, and they settled in a small patch of land outside of Pallet Town, where they rose Pokemon as breeders.
One day, they decided that they wanted to have a baby. Ash and Misty got in bed, turned off the lights, and then Misty saw something she feared. Ash was, well, small. I mean, not that she cared, but it just kept bugging her.
"Ash," she said.
"Yes, honey?"
"Could I ask you for a favor?"
"Of course, Misty. I would do anything for you."
"Aw, you're so sweet," she cooed. "I just wanted to ask you if you felt like getting, well, male enhancement medicine."
There was a long, pause. A long, awkward pause that finally ended with Ash's comment:
"Well, sure."
"Really?" Misty asked.
"Sure," he replied, "on one condition."
"What's that, Ash?" Misty probed.
"I want you to get a breast enhancement."
"Well, ok, that's fine."
"Good," Ash said. "We'll go first thing to the plastic surgeon."
The next morning, true to her word, Misty went with Ash to the Pallet Town Cosmetic Facility. She went over the situation with her doctor, who totally understood.
“Oh yes,” he said. We get couples in this situation all the time. A woman wants a man bigger, and a man wants a woman bigger. Now this one you want is going to be around $14,000, OK?”
“WHAT? I’m sorry, we can’t pay that.” Misty exclaimed.
“We had a deal, Misty,” Ash reminded her.
“Fine. We’ll find another way”
Misty spent hours on the computer, searching for a cream or pill that would make her breast bigger. There were a lot of phonies, but she narrowed it down to one drink, and one pill.
“Huh,” she noticed. “24-hour results for this Quick Bust Pill. Can’t argue with that.”
She then glanced at the drink.
“Wow. This Super Breast drink will see almost instant results. But what should I pick?”