You weigh 106 pounds. Your ex-classmate Kelly weighs 105. And she never lets you hear the end of it.
Every day she would make pig noises as you walk by, throw food at you, and constantly pick on you even though there were plenty of 300-plus pounders fatting up the place around her.
Deciding to get even, you call Kelly.
"I may be heavier..." you say after she answers, "But I bet I have more control confronted with food. How about we both meet at the carnival in an hour and see who stuffs their face with cotton candy and hot dogs first."
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