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The three brothers coming back from the bar see Jason, and seeing him in his too-small shirt with the new belly come up and poke him like a doughboy. "Oink, someone should watch what he eats, fatass," one of them says.
Laughing, they go inside and find themselves instantly hungry. They go straight to the kitchen start snacking.
As they're eating Jason comes in and says, "Hey guys I ordered pizza do you want any?" Greedily Andy, Bob, and Craig say, "Yes, yeah, we can't leave the food lying around for you will eat us out of house and home!"
Over the course of the night the three of them drink beer, and eat a large pizza themselves, then pass out on the sofa feeling funny and bloated - but they still mock Jason. Jason, after spending the night dreaming of them suffering for this, wonders if the 'four times the calories for insults' wish really worked, and what the results would like on these frat wannabe studs.
The morning comes and there's yelling coming from the living room; Jason huffs down to find the three of them holding their stomachs and yelling, "What happened dude!"
"My abs," Craig yells, "I used to have abs...."
Andy looks at his shirt - the buttons are straining. They look at Jason and say to him, "What you looking at fatty?" You were in the frat house eating all the fatty food while we are at the gym." As they run out the door they start feeling cravings for pancakes and bacon and after running only two miles the three boys pass an IHOP and have an unbreakable urge to go in and get a "light" breakfast.
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