Agent 69, aka Sandra Shaggington, had just finished her invisibility mission and was taking a breather in the Caribbean. Suddenly her pager went off, summoning her immediately to HQ. She sighed, found a phoine booth and warped there.
"Agent 69, it has come to our attention that HECISB has built a new base and plans to use it to transform all the hot guys in the world into ugly ones, keeping a small percentage of hot guys for themselves," Agent 1 explained.
Agent 69 gasped in horror.
"Yes, yes, I know. So, you'll have to infiltrate their new base. One small problem....."
"What?"
"Well, it is a small problem. Literally. The base is just six inches high. They have used a shrink ray to shrink it and all their personnel down so it would be unnoticed. Fortunately, we did notice it, and we are sending you in to infiltrate it. Now. Our chem girls have cooked up a shrink serum, which will shrink you down to precisely four inches high. Trouble is, it works only on living matter, so your clothing won't shrink with you."
Agent 69 stamped her foot. "Why must I always be starkers on these missions?"
"It's only a minor inconvenience. Anyway, the good news is that your wrist communication panel implant will shrink too, so as soon as you have destroyed their device you can report back to us and we will warp you back to administer the antidote. Any questions?"
"Will my, erm, other implants shrink as well?"
"Yes. Now let's get you injected with the serum. Um, we couldn't develop a shot that could go in your arm, so...."
One painful shot in the ass later, the head chem girl was explaining the serum.
"It's delayed action, so you should feel the effects in about two minutes. Ok, we are now warping you two inches to the left of the base."
The warp machine hummed, and Agent 69 was on her way.
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