As the domes above you nearly swallow you, you dive to the floor quickly! You know that the fall to the floor will be much less painful than being sat on by a 500 pound Latin plumper. You hear farting above you as you land in a pile of half eaten meat.
You know you made the smart decision as you wipe off all the grease and disgusting materials off yourself. You hear more farting from the woman and the putrid smell reaches you. You cough at how foul it is. You know if you stayed where you were, the woman's buttchecks would've either swallowed you whole or choked you to death.
You look at the exit. You know it's nearly impossible to walk across the vast floor to the exit. Then you look to the horizion and see the girl's bathroom. It's closer and you have a better chance of getting attention but you also have a better chance of getting choked by nearly 500 tons of fecal matter.
Trampled or choked to death? You think to yourself which is a worse death.
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