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Alliteration Challenge September 1- 7, 2024! 240K Drawing 9/8
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For Alliteration Activity

Starting September 1 and continuing through September 7!


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Share your funny titles, names and phrases and please do make me smile.. *Laugh*

Use of

Alliteration is preferred, but optional. You can just tell me something that makes me smile. Simple rules.

Those who don't follow the rules will have their posts removed and will be blocked and ignored thereafter.

ALLITERATION = constant or frequent repetition of the same initial letter or sound. The title of this In and Out is a good example of alliteration using the "CH" sound!

These are supposed to be funny and creative. They can be Titles or Character Names or just funny ideas.

You must amuse me.

I tend to think of these things in order to relax and I have notebooks full of ideas for names.

Come in and join me.

You never know when that might happen.

or

I can write stuff by myself and make myself grin and roll on the floor.

Why not join me?

Pokey Procrastinating Polecats! *Laugh*

You could win one of these since at least one will be given out every day from September 1 - 7~~

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or you could win another BADGE of MY choosing if you make me laugh hard enough.

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All entrants (who submit qualified entries from 9/1 through 9/7/24) will be entered ONE TIME in a virtual dice drawing to win a grand prize of 240,000 Gift Points on September 8, 2024.



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: 09-07-24 @ 8:56pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 8:30pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 6:40pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 3:05pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 1:09pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 12:34pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 12:11pm
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: 09-06-24 @ 11:59am
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: 09-06-24 @ 5:40am
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: 09-05-24 @ 9:55pm
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: 09-05-24 @ 8:03pm
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: 09-05-24 @ 4:42pm
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: 09-05-24 @ 4:20pm
: Simply saying something smelly stinks since stewing sassafras sardines speaks superfluously.

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: 09-05-24 @ 4:04pm
: Here's something different, I have a border collie and when I go walking with her, there would be times, she would go after my shoelaces because I would have to look at tail and make sure she's clean. So, I hope that made you laugh.

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: 09-05-24 @ 1:40pm
: Masquerading marauder mistakenly murders mistress Laura Croft, causing calamity and amity among guests.

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: 09-05-24 @ 1:37am
: Salami sandwiches are simply sensational. Seriously. Slather some mayo on sourdough with salami and smoked Swiss cheese. Superb.

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: 09-04-24 @ 11:12pm
: Choosy Children Chose Chewy Cherries.

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: 09-04-24 @ 7:41pm
: Slimy, skinny snails snacking and shuffling disco dancing. Sly, shy, slow snails sneezing, slurping Slow Gin Fizz. Stood up straight and snarled. Snails, scales, fell on a steep slope and were sealed in steel.

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: 09-04-24 @ 1:58pm
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: 09-04-24 @ 11:46am
: Xenophobic xylophone player Xerses, xeroxed x-rated x-rays to Xavier

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: 09-04-24 @ 11:09am
: "Drat, double drat," declared Dick Dastardly, determining doing dastardly deeds delivered darned dead ducks!

: Lilith 🎄 Christmas Cheer Author IconMail Icon
: 09-04-24 @ 10:23am
: Lilli loves lapping up lattes!

: Amethyst Snow Angel Author IconMail Icon
: 09-04-24 @ 9:17am
: White witches weird weird weapons for wealth and wonder, wailing wildly in the western winds as they wish for wacky wax to work out woke winter wages with.

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: 09-04-24 @ 8:38am
: Zounds! Zeppelin-borne Zanzibar zoologists zealously zap zombie zebras, zuccessfully zaveguarding zeveral zitting-duck zpecies.

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: 09-04-24 @ 8:37am
: Scared scavengers scramble when winds whistle wildly through thoroughfares thick with fairground garbage.

: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-04-24 @ 8:07am
: Stylish StoryMaster, StoryMistress stunning Staff, strategically study statistics. Star-struck students stare. Stories, stimulated, start stirring.

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: 09-03-24 @ 10:08pm
: Yo, yes, you justified your joking and yapping with poking and prepping till you dropped dead, dear devilish dummy.

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: 09-03-24 @ 9:49pm
: Wonky Willy wildly whallops walls while wandering in the woods of Wyoming wailing woefully.

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: 09-03-24 @ 7:56pm
: It is insulting, insisted Ida irritably inside immense imitation ice igloos.

: Merry_Mikey Author IconMail Icon
: 09-03-24 @ 7:09pm
: Predictably pugnacious popinjays present pugilistic propensities, prompting pedantic pensioners to pen pastoral poetry.

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: 09-03-24 @ 11:24am
: Crazy cats careen around cubic corners, crashing into columns and clearing the catnip from their claws.

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: 09-03-24 @ 9:46am
: Weird Wanda wondered if wearing only her white, wireless Wonderbra was why she heard whistles when she walked.

: Anna Marie Carlson Author IconMail Icon
: 09-03-24 @ 6:23am
: Muggin Chuggin needs some hugs. He had a buggy to carry his luggage. Chiggens Liggens had reason to gripe; she was not his type. He was filled with glee when he spotted Horrace Braydon Lee.

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: 09-03-24 @ 12:49am
: Mooing mammals, managing meadows, maintain magical milk marshmallows, making millions magnificently mellifluous.

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-24 @ 9:06pm
: Kooky kookaburras combine concubines and porcupines confined under quarantine to querulously quash unquestioned intentions.

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: 09-02-24 @ 6:19pm
: Darryl the dinosaur dauntingly dances to disco

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: 09-02-24 @ 4:10pm
: {e:cow} {e:cow} {e:cow} Cute cows chew cud and cuddle with cute calves in clover. {e:4leaf} {E:bighug}

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: 09-02-24 @ 10:19am
: Sassy Sally says stop slurping supper’s steaming sausage soup so sloppily!

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: 09-02-24 @ 8:28am
: Cheezy Chuckles

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: 09-01-24 @ 10:21pm
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: 09-01-24 @ 6:35pm
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: Princess Megan Snow Rose Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 2:55pm
: Mother Monkey held baby monkeys tail so he wouldn't mosey away. Munching on Mac and Cheese and M&Ms. Monkey messed himself. Mayday Monday.

: Merry_Mikey Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 2:25pm
: Titles and titters, joking and jitters, cut-ups and critters, tenacious twitters - I hope I've helped you find laughs for your sitters!

: 🎄pwheeler joy to the world Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 1:21pm
: Hoping Hoovsie has a happy, humorous, honorable, hopeful, and fulfilling, fun, festive fete for our best birthday bash ever!

: SandraLynnSprinkles Slingin' Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 11:13am
: Big, bright birthday balloons bulge and billow buffeted by the balmy breeze. BLAM! Bleat, wheeze, whistle. Limp latex languishes.

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: 09-01-24 @ 10:41am
: Cowboys continued crooning classic cattle calls 'cause the cows came home calmly chewing cud.

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: 09-01-24 @ 9:23am
: Best Birthday Bash badge broke brawny brainy boys brigade's baloney buttered beefy bacon bun bites basic breakfast batch.

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 8:20am
: Barbaric baristas brew breakfast coffee coughing and guffawing all the way.

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: 09-01-24 @ 12:42am
: Which Witch went whacky walking with weary wolves wearing warning whistles?

: ~Brian K Compton~ Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 12:26am
: Good gooey human gravy hard to get.

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: 11-03-23 @ 4:37pm
: Fat friendly fairies feast on fruit filled fritters while fiddling futuristically...

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: 09-30-23 @ 1:27am
: Tremendous turtles trudge triumphantly, tracing treasures.

: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 9:48pm
: It's Ferd Farkle, of the Fabulous Farkle Family of Fairfax, Florida! He farts frequently.

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: 09-07-23 @ 8:26pm
: Felicia Friar's fantastically formed filo Flogeres flake fabulously for five Finnish farmers' formal feast-fest.

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: 09-07-23 @ 5:38pm
: Miss Muffet munches on mozzarella and milkwhey, mussing with her messy mullet which stands like spikes as she splats scary spiders spinning beside her, spooking the spinster away.

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: 09-07-23 @ 3:54pm
: Handsome Harry had a handful of heavenly honey habitually ever since Hardworking Hank handed Handsome Harry honey harvested from Haven Hen Hive

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: 09-07-23 @ 3:19pm
: Clever Chloe Clapton conned Connie Condon

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: 09-07-23 @ 12:18pm
: Cute cats sleep in sunbeams, curled up all cozy and sweet.

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: 09-07-23 @ 12:13pm
: Roundabouts. Round and round. Relenting. Runaround. Ranting. Raving. Ran rampant, rovering, no relaxing. Roundabouts reek. Revolting. Revolving. No resolution. Just raunchy, revolution ranting, ravaging accidents! I hate roundabouts!

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: 09-07-23 @ 1:13am
: Aunt eaters meet anteaters teetering on tater tot toe-shoes.

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: 09-06-23 @ 6:03pm
: Talented Tiberius traveled to Transylvania to try teaching trampolining to acro-bats.

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: 09-06-23 @ 5:26pm
: Wow this week is whirling wicked fast. Fearless writers, let's lean into the WDC love!

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-23 @ 4:09pm
: Sitting still stifles the muse. Stifling muses distills snarky brews.

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: 09-06-23 @ 4:03pm
: Seasoned secretaries outrank nurturing nannies despite strengthened stereotypes which negate neglectful...research.

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: 09-05-23 @ 10:36pm
: Pretty party people pop pastel pasteries!

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: 09-05-23 @ 7:13pm
: Awkward amateur artists arranged an annual award association amid angry apprentices allowing absentees.

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: 09-05-23 @ 5:01pm
: Regina's Roman radical radishes are rarely revolting rabble-rousers.

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: 09-05-23 @ 4:30pm
: Without pants on ones pallid posterior, lunar light is luminous.

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: 09-05-23 @ 3:31pm
: Andre adores absurd blogs at the Banana Bar.

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: 09-05-23 @ 3:05pm
: Wicked warm; make that hot, hot, hellishly, horrifyingly hot. Hopefully cool clouds come quickly.

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: 09-05-23 @ 2:25pm
: Raven reverses the prose of Poe.

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: 09-05-23 @ 2:08pm
: Bang, blam, bleat birthday balloons break wind.

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: 09-05-23 @ 2:05pm
: Twenty-three typists tap tap tap titillating, tawdry tales to topple tempestuous trade titans.

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: 09-05-23 @ 1:58pm
: Carrot cake calories cannot create corpulence 'cause veggies veto fickle fat formation.

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: 09-04-23 @ 9:27pm
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: 09-04-23 @ 8:43pm
: Wild witchy women wove wired willows without wax wrappers.

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: 09-04-23 @ 3:58pm
: Sunshine, swallowtails, sizzling temps, sensational friends, swapping ideas, and sunflowers make summer super sensational.

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: 09-04-23 @ 2:09pm
: Chelsea Chicken chose to cha-cha with the cheapskate Chuck Chinchilla, leaving her cheeky chick Cherry cheerfully chattering with the charming Charles Chesterfield.

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: 09-03-23 @ 11:02pm
: If you wet your whistle and whistle while you write, you will be a wet-whistling writer!

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: 09-03-23 @ 7:52pm
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: 09-03-23 @ 7:12pm
: Perpend Pairs of Parakeets Playfully Pecking Precious Pears Peacefully

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: 09-03-23 @ 5:51pm
: Slow slithering snails sneakily seek shelter so swift sparrows stay stymied studying slimy streaks.

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: 09-03-23 @ 4:33pm
: [stiff sausages, tendons tormented. tingly sensations whenever words want typification, typewritten.] [well-weathered, hammy hands, sloth struggle jot joyless jumbles.] [killsome keyboard.]

: 🎄pwheeler joy to the world Author IconMail Icon
: 09-03-23 @ 2:50pm
: Wishing WDC Writers wellness and jubilant joy on this amazing anniversary!

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-03-23 @ 12:42pm
: Boasting about one's bountiful bagel bakery offends officers otherwise delighted by delectable delicacies.

: 🎄pwheeler joy to the world Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 5:31pm
: Felicitations and fuzzy friendly thanks for your fabulous friendship. I wish you giant gentle hugs and handshakes (or hoof-shakes)!

: B↟uҽყҽ𐂂B↟itʐҽn Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 4:03pm
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: Kitti the Red-Nosed Feline Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 1:59pm
: Altogether ambling apes are adequately armed, alerting anteater associates about antagonistic aardvarks.

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 12:46pm
: Steamy stories stimulate a lover's starved stamina the way stealthy stormclouds steer steady streams straight to stark steppes, and steppingstone-stars steal stealth from stereotypes starkly stooped by standards.

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: 09-02-23 @ 12:42pm
: Good gosh! Gregarious Gailey gave grateful Gavin grape gum galore. Gum got grandly grooved in Gavin's grandfatherly gaped grin!

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: 09-02-23 @ 12:04pm
: Wandering wrinkled willowy wraiths whisper wailing words with wile...

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: 09-02-23 @ 11:47am
: Pilfering pirates play practical pranks, provocatively pelting peppered pickles!

: Petra Pansky Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 11:36am
: A decent docent deserves double disbursal for daily distresses.

: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-23 @ 1:24am
: Writers wander, wondering, wherever winds whoosh. Words, woven wisely, whisper wistfully. Watch -- wizardry wows!

: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-23 @ 10:09pm
: (I oughta be ashamed of myself for entering this, but I'm not!). Examining excrement excites exactly NO ONE!

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: 09-01-23 @ 9:05pm
: Daunting damsels dominate dastardly diminutive deviants!

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: 09-01-23 @ 3:07pm
: Famous faces feel foolish fighting fat foxes

: Nobody’s Home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-23 @ 1:31pm
: Spicy spinsters spy special spiny species spreading their spores, splashing and splintering in spacious splendor.

: Kitti the Red-Nosed Feline Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-23 @ 12:46pm
: Derpy dogs dig dirt, dropping Dad's drumsticks, then dash down dewy downs.

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