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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1819144
What's some of the worst advice you've gotten - or given?
Ever gotten bad advice? Ever - even inadvertently - given bad advice? Pour out your frustrations in

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         *Sick* Mind the 18+ rating.
         *Sick* Post as often as you like, but please give others a chance.
         *Sick* Newest advice is at the top.
         *Sick* DO NOT follow any of this advice!!!

~Brian K Compton~ Author Icon says "It's good; you should give her (hot 9th grade crush) that note to go out sometime. Result: "BUG OFF!!""

~Brian K Compton~ Author Icon says "Advice: If you hit a bully first, they'll back off. Result: Then, you become the bully."

Dad Author Icon says "Go ahead and call Mongo a dolt. He won't mind. Hell's bells! He won't even understand what you call him!"

THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author Icon says "OT -- Grum, have you met my Dad lately and did he tell you that? He never takes any notice of 'use by' date. *Ha*"

☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon says "You don’t need to take any notice of “Use By” dates"

☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon says "Yes dear, I turn right at the intersection"

THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author Icon says "Go ahead and post a question to the last poster. Yes, the newest is at the bottom."

Just a Penguin Author Icon says "Don't be such a prude. Cops LOVE being mooned."

Dad Author Icon says "(OT - Sez who?) "I'm gonna accuse Dad of lying about bad advice. He doesn't mind!""

THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author Icon says "(OT - Dad, that is NOT real.)"

Dad Author Icon says ""I'm sure the gas tank is empty! I'll prove it! Gimme a match!""

☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon says "Crocodiles won't attack if you leave them alone."

Dad Author Icon says "Don't worry. He can't hit a curveball.."

THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author Icon says ""Take the train. It's faster and cheaper than the bus." *Rolling* "

Dad Author Icon says "Whatever you do, Don't Let Go!"

☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon says "Oh yes, very much like - have you turned it off and on again? That usually cures the problem."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Maybe if you reformat your hard drive it will cure the problem..."

☮ The Grum Of Grums Author Icon says "It's not really very cold, so I don't need a jacket."

THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! Author Icon says "Post in Robert Waltz Author Icon's in-and-out ... *Wink*"

Turtle ~ KanyáthƐko:wa:h Author Icon says "It will only hurt for a little while."

Robert Waltz Author Icon says "Don't panic."

PuppyTales Author Icon says "If you want to learn how to use a chainsaw, I'm sure Ash can teach you. First, let's cut off your hand..."

Robert Waltz Author Icon says "Go ahead and pet him. He doesn't bite."

Robert Waltz Author Icon says "Be yourself."

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