A planet

Summer... who's she again? says ""... very attractive and intelligent, and also immortal." Sorry, I couldn't resist finishing your message."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "No need to apologize. An unfinished message is like a window left open on a cold winter day and you are like a passing stranger who saved someone from having an unusually large heating bill."

Summer... who's she again? says "Um."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Here's another unfinished message for you to..."

BGM @ the pen says "What the eff its (not) going on here?"

Summer... who's she again? says "I don't know either, but Steve just forgot what he was saying again. I keep telling him to get checked up for Alzheimers. He can never remember the doctor's number, though."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Remembering stuff is for chumps. I boldly go where I've never gone before. As far as I know."

Summer... who's she again? says "Sadly, where you've never gone before is in fact familiar territory, where the barmaids all know your name and the husbands' hands creep towards their muskets as you clatter into town."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "I don't clatter. I tiptoe in on little cat's feet. That's why they call me Catfoot. What do they call you?"

Summer... who's she again? says "Cat. You have my feet."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Oh. Sorry. Here. I haven't walked on them much. You'll find them barely used. I guess it's back to clattering for me. Maybe now is the time to invent clatter pads and do a service for mankind."

Summer... who's she again? says "*reattaches feet*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "You do that so quickly. I can't even get a toe back on that fast."

Summer... who's she again? says "*wiggles toe*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Heeheehee! Stop that! It tickles. Some of my toes are still a bit loose."

BGM @ the pen says "o_O"

BGM @ the pen says "which effort?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "But it's as big as a comet... Surely that's worth SOMEthing to the Imperium. "

BGM @ the pen says "plus, this planet is also a black hole"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "I didn't think it was polite to mention that."

BGM @ the pen says "u.u... why not?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "It doesn't look good on a travel brochure: "Come visit the Black Hole! You'll never want to leave!""

Summer... who's she again? says "Predicted number of visitors: 0."

BGM @ the pen says "The trick is to say announce it as a rumor "Hey, did you knew our planet is said to have an black hole?" "Really?" "Not sure, come check!""

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Nooooo... that wouldn't fool me, I don't think. I always get cautious when anybody asks me to check out their black hole."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "What effort? The Imperium didn't even send out an inspector to look things over. You guys might be missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime."

BGM @ the pen says "*me buys an small patroling army*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "You can always find sanctuary with us and join the Rebellion."

BGM @ the pen says "...or just hide in this planet."

BGM @ the pen says "**hides admiral under a blanket**"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Remember, Admiral, if anyone comes poking around you're just a giant mutant baby who can only say Pa-pa, Ma-ma, and Ka-ka. Now stay under that blanket until the danger is passed."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Those Imperial proverbs go right over my head. I'm just a hick living on a little simple normal planet that the Imperium has labeled "worthless"."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Hmmm... so we are invisible to the Imperium? This would be a great place to locate the headquarters of my smuggling operations."

BGM @ the pen says "you know, we are sort of invisible, even though they do regular patroling to this side of the galaxy, if we dont (as a planet) be too noisy they dont have why to worry about us."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "That's the kind of purpose that can lead to bloating and gas. I hope they're ready for that."

BGM @ the pen says "-Singularity leaves the planet- Finally! (By the way, i just turned singularity off, but it still was in the planet)"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "You'll have to ask the Tyranids that question."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Don't you hate it when a people are so polarized? It's either their way or the highway. Whatever happened to the gentle art of interspecies compromise?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "It's true. It's like us and the ants. There is no common ground and no common language to talk about it even if we did have common interests. So we keep stomping out their nests and they keep annoying us in a thousand small ways."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "No, it's not like that? Or no, you don't want your nest stomped?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Why you...! We ought to punch you out for rattling our cages! I'm just speaking for the people..."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "What?! And you wonder why all the graffitti around here reads "The Imperium Sucks!""

BGM @ the pen says "As the official ruler of the planet, i say that we don't have enough... people to raise a regiment of infantry, much less two of them for imperial service."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Truth is, nobody on this planet can hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun. Terrible shots. Now if you have a pitchfork regiment open, we might be interested."

BGM @ the pen says "Weeeeeelllll... time for a planet census!"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Count me out."

BGM @ the pen says "Don't worry anyways, you don't have a planetary membership, so you don't count as a local citizen. PD: Up to now i have censed 5 people, and i have already censed half of the landmass! "

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "It makes no cense to have a census if the number of censees is less than the number of censors. I say we should cense another planet that has more people."

BGM @ the pen says "i am the only censor, and up to now there are 6 cenceess -.-"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Oh. In that case... keep on censin'!"

BGM @ the pen says "*BOOOOOM*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Uh oh. Somebody blew up one of the censors. Now the count will be off by one."

BGM @ the pen says "xjocax will respawn in 5 seconds."

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "This is what drives the censors crazy: respawning."

BGM @ the pen says "-xjocax has respawned- NO, WAIT, RUN, EVERYBODY GET A DUCK AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFES BEFORE ITS.... oh wait, i died... how convenient. -a *BOOOOOOOM* is heard-"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Do you think ducks grow on trees?"

Shadow Prophet says "Depends on whether they're ducks or dragons. Yay, Im new!"

BGM @ the pen says "...and which of both grow on trees?"

Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Are you the same "jocaypa" that is other places on the internet? What does "jocaypa" mean?"

Shadow Prophet says "MANATEE!!!"

Shadow Prophet says "XD Hey, you guessed right! Not too much CHAOS, though, but we aren't with the empire! Oops - I mean the Imperium. '^^ I'm 1292 Negative Calculate! It's a pleasure to meet you, um... what's your name? "

BGM @ the pen says "@Steve: yes, i am the same jocaypa, and jocaypa means jo for my first name initials, ca for my second name initials and ypa for remembering my password. @Neg: Manatee?"

Shadow Prophet says "@jocaypa: Not just any manatee... a SPACE manatee! @Admiral: Well, yeah, but we don't have that much experience with daemons, y'know? So would it really count as Chaos, or would it be more a rebel force?"

Shadow Prophet says "Yeah, I remember, but I'm not questioning that. I'm asking that, if I'm a Space Marine not with the Imperium, but I don't associate with daemons, does that still mean I'm a Chaos Space Marine?"

Shadow Prophet says "Oh, ok! ^-^ Thanks for clearing that up, then! "

BGM @ the pen says "Something tells me this place is sorta... dead -revives this place-"

BGM @ the pen says "Hey admiral, im sorta new to this universe, and since nobody else is here, can you explain to me what the Imperium is and what purpose it serves?"

BGM @ the pen says "But in my universe the most chaotic thing we might find is a zombie outbreak!, How come the ruinous powers of chaos have grown so strong?"

Shadow Prophet says "Um...that's kinda my fault... I was reading Frankenstein, and one thing led to another...sorry... '^^"

BGM @ the pen says "Ooooh, crafty. But if you did it, can't you undo it?"

Shadow Prophet says "So are they real undead, or just modified/infected people? I HATE it when folks mix those up!"

Shadow Prophet says "Ok. Good; I don't wanna get into some cheesy zombie horror flick. Well, good news! I'm gonna help!"

BGM @ the pen says "Since i now have a planet, i think i might be useful too "

Shadow Prophet says "Awesome! So, when's the chicken coming? 8D"

BGM @ the pen says "Man. I leave for a while and suddenly everything's on ruins."

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