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I just completed this for the "if I were" page on wiki and I thought I'd post it here. Fill it out if you're bored!

If I were...I would be:

…a month: June (warm, with thunderstorms).

…a day of the week: Monday (the first to begin the work).

…a time of day: Midnight (…and the clock strikes twelve…).

…a planet: Earth (why not?).

…a direction: North (always reaching higher).

…a piece of furniture: A massive oak wardrobe (one that Lucy would like to investigate).

…a liquid: Organic English Breakfast black tea (brewed strong).

…a tree: An apple tree (blossom-decked in the springtime, growing its fruit until a bountiful harvest).

…a flower/plant: A lily (straight and tall and graceful, beautiful without the frills).

…a kind of weather: Strong wind (on an autumn afternoon).

…a mythical creature: A mermaid (deep in the ocean).

…a musical instrument: An organ (what else?).

…a color: Crimson (deep, blue-red).

…an emotion: Love.

…a vegetable: Lettuce (don’t know why, really).

…a car: Any make, circa 1900 (or thereabouts).

…a song: /Waterfall/ (by Holly Near).

…a book written by: Elizabeth Peters (just call me Nefret).

…a food: Red Hot Blues corn chips (organic).

…a place: The ocean shore (the Atlantic, somewhere in New England).

…a material: Silk (thin, almost transparent).

…a taste: Cilantro (fresh, startling).

…a scent: Basil (take a fresh leaf, break it in two, hold it under your nostrils).

…a religion: Christianity (with a healthy respect for faeries).

…a body part: The right foot (dancing, walking, working, aching).

…a subject in school: Creative writing (duh!).

…a shape: An octagon (/stop,/ like the sign).

…a number: VIII (eight).

…an element: Water (the power to save lives and take them).

…a piece of clothing: A long flowing silk dress (crimson- and purple- and heliotrope-colored) with batik patters (black and grey and white).

…a dance type/move: Modern dance (turns and leaps in the air).

…an animal: A horse (brown).

…a word: Effervescent.

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