Words, Wonderful Words

Not many, but...

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers (1980)

"She turned me into a newt... Well, I got better." John Cleese peasant, Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." Principal Max Anderson, Billy Madison (1995)

"Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" Reg, Monty Python's The Life of Brian (1979)