The Contest Challenge

Normally, you can't enter the June contests for any other month except November unless they've specifically altered their rules to fit the short/quick/easy June rules and you aren't entering during June (when they would still have those short rules enacted--generally about 500 words or less and 15 lines of poetry or less, more or less... ). But I wasn't around in June, so whatever. Actually, this contest was included not because it had a short word count (I don't think), but because it allowed previously written items to be included. Anyway, whatever. It's done now and I'm tired, so it's all good.