Andre The Blog Monkey's Banana Bar

Okay, Brother Nature as you may or may not know, Andre still owes me for a hat he stole in Florida. $20 I think was the cost. Added for inflation, the damages are now $1,000.

I have the firm of ‘Dewey, Cheatem and Howe’ on retainer. It took some work to find this firm, but this is their claim to fame:

Information from my lawyers:
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So watch out, Andre. They’re coming to get you.