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Blame it on my Muse AWARDS BANQUET
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Blame it on my Muse Awards Banquet


A pretty amazing event took place in the Banana Bar over the weekend. If you missed it, you may have been there.

The Food! OMG! Exotic, a culinary first at Andres!       Byproducts       I need not write another word.

Andre the Blog Monkey introduced a new drink for the occasion called The BOOSTER.

Things got really weird shortly after a free round of BOOSTERS was served. A few bloggers described the night fairly close to how I recall it, up until the BOOSTER of course.

"Muse FunOpen in new Window. by Apondia Author Icon Eliganly relived.

"BanquetOpen in new Window. by New Year's Sox Author Icon That's pretty much the way I remember it.

"Liam’s FollyOpen in new Window. by Averren Author Icon Averren, who is new to the Banana Bar and to blogging on the site, has a very good memory, too good. Andre is going to have to get him to sign an NDA.

"Celebrating Our MusesOpen in new Window. by LeJenD' Author Icon I hope you didn't drive home.

"January Twenty EightOpen in new Window. by QueenNormaJean snow finally!!! Author Icon Ms. Norma always has the best time.

"Blame it on my Muse ~ DAY 5 ~ Jan. 28, 2022Open in new Window. by Richard ~ Merry, Merry Author Icon There's something a bit muse-like about the trombone player.

The awards portion of the evening was a bit of a blur. Averren Author IconMail Icon was given an Andre the Blog Monkey's Banana Bar Merit Badge and an envelope full of GP for being the new guy and for doing it. He did it, folks, give him a round of applause.

Then there was an announcement about buying a custom Banana Bar Awaricon and giving it out once it's made available. The mic started to short out, couldn't make out what was being said, something shhh about the crrruchika cost and crica cric aa crica judging an yadda click noises.

I know this is going to sound funny, but that's when something really strange happened. Mike Limpwell, The My Pillows Guy, shows up and announces that Andre the Blog Monkey has been elected President of the United States of America and Sha-sha is his VP.

If you missed it, Come back for the next 5 Day Mini Challenge or any other time, we're open 24/7

OMG! There is a lineup forming right now, people are looking for Cushy jobs and Presidential Pardons - Now available at Andre's Blogging Banana Bar



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