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What's the Secret of the Bermuda Triangle?

For thousands of years sailors have disappeared in these waters. At certain times of the year, no one knows when or exactly where, a strange phenomenon occurs. It starts off small, just a strange bubbling effect on the surface of the water that gradually enlarges into a whirlpool. It begins to spin slowly, gathering up all the debris and plastic crap that has been thrown overboard from seafaring vessels. Gradually the debris, old flip flops, fishing nets, flotsam and jetsam begins to stick together. They meld and take on the appearance of a giant sea creature. Multiple tentacles made from all the rubbish man has seen fit to discard, wave high into the air, catching unsuspecting birds in flight. Sometimes it even reaches high enough to bring down aircraft.
Small boats and their crew are sucked into the creature’s gaping, sucking centre, allowing it to grow larger and hungrier, until eventually it becomes so large and unwieldily it sinks below the surface until the next time. No one has ever lived to tell the tale.