Mad Hatter's Tea Party

Dang! You win. Although I'm bad as that with the big R word bugs. We had them in california, I don't get them here.

One time I was on the porch here in Oregon at night. I heard this weird clicking noise. Click-click-click. I finally tracked it down to a beetle that looked prehistoric! Never had I seen or heard of anything so large. About a true inch squared, but it had what looked like TREE BRANCHES for antennae that were an inch and a half long. I ran into the house screaming. This was only a couple years ago. My mom was even afraid but got it and relocated it to the woods. I mean, maybe they explode when hit and it was too substantial for that. Lol. I looked it up and it is a true beetle but not supposed to be around this area.

Aren't you glad you're all the way in England Adventures in the forest