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Every bar needs a gorilla sized barback. I'm the ape to keep things on track. I am willing to tote that barge. Lift that bale. Get a little drunk and jump, jive and wail! I can wash a dish, be sort of polite-ish, and get nasty if you wish. I will ice the urinal. I am not a convicted criminal, can mix a beverage that is mostly drinkable and handle rowdies with a vengeance that's biblical. When things get messy, I'll sling a mop or stick around to close shop. When things are quiet, I'll sit in my corner, and no payroll required - I'm an illegal foreigner. I only need a stack of comic books and your permission to give surly looks. |