Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Greetings Jimbo,just wanted to wish you, Irmalene,the 14 kids, Bubba and What's His Name a Merry Christmas. It's actually the day after Christmas, but what do you expect from a dummy?

Jimbo when is this stupid contest going to be over? Me and the other dummies who keep writing to you are getting tired of working so hard for those gift points.

Happy New Year, hope you sell a lot of Whine and Cheese during 2002. Please reconsider coming to the dummy reunion, I'm sure you'd feel at home.

Here's a little poem dedicated to you:

Happy New Year Jimbo and Irmalene
Hope your kids stay happy and clean
Hope your business runs real smooth
And Bubba stays less confused.
Here's hoping you sell lots of Whine and Cheese
If you give any away, remember me please.
I found a New Year's diet that's brand new
Irmalene, I'll send it to you.
Hope you go this year without a new papose
By now Irmalene must be getting long in the tooth!
Tell Bubba I wish we could meet,
He sounds like my type, dumb and sweet.
Watch out for that counterfeit cash
And don't forget the dummy reunion bash.
It's been a pleasure writing to you
But I'm ready for this contest to be through.
Warmest Regards,
SMG