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Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
Thanks for SLAMMING, this contest has finished
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Dec 16, 2012 at 1:25pm
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Re: Finale Round 3
The Real Mr. Claus


He has not a list
to check once or even twice,
and no elves...just mice

scratching his beer gut,
elsewhere too,
stops first at the loo

then heads for the door
to a beat-up Cadillac:
time to get a snack!

Out broken window he shouts
"Merry Whatever, you louts!"


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Don't share with the kiddies ~ they'll be disappointed! Awful poetry at hand here!
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