Something Awful Comes This Way!

"Pantoum "to a Fault"" 

"What’s on the TV?" You ask
I shrug and say, “dust,” for
I’m truthful to a fault
And I never play leapfrog

I shrug and say, “dust” for
A half-melted snowman
And I never play leapfrog 
On a small square of white

A half-melted snowman
Mixed with mud akin to piss
On a small square of white
Cheap, cheap, cheap, my corny joke

Mixed with mud akin to piss
Coming from the wrong end
Cheap, cheap, cheap, my corny joke
A bummer salute to snowman's diet

Coming from the wrong end
My words, and I do make sense
A bummer salute to snowman's diet,
While I'm wearing a pink silk scarf

What? You don’t believe that
I’m truthful to a fault?
So it’s why, again, without a grin,
"What’s on the TV?" You ask.