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"How to Cheat Someone Out of His Goods" To start, you’ll have to judge your victim’s needs Owns what, wants what, his emotional void What makes him tick, what he likes, where he feeds If eats crow or any humanoid. Take one sucker cocky, la-di-da smart Offer a few tricks, gifts, girlies, and booze, Since farting from the mouth is one fine art He’ll give you his shirt, no way you can lose Make him feel special, but don’t break your toes Kissing the Blarney or private Barney, Your edge on him is massive without woes He’ll grant his goods for Chili Con Carne Learn to spot a weakness a mile away So, witless, rich, and hungry do not stray |