Something Awful Comes This Way!

Round 4 Topic 1

The Big Fiscal Cliff ( to the tune of Oh Holy night)

Oh holy sight
The herds are in disorder
It is the march to the big fiscal cliff

Long may they moo
In Political disfavor
As they march us to the big fiscal cliff

Boehner will push
With Obama right behind him
I would rather they jump off the big fiscal cliff


Fleck the Walls (to the tune of Deck the Halls - prompt/topic 2)

Fleck the walls with diarEEa, fa la la la la la la la la
Oh pumkin pie, I shouldn't have eaten ya fa fa la la la la la la la l,a

On we now, my head's in the toilet, fa la la la la la la la la
Take Shrimp salad away, I'll barf and spoil it.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.