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Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
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Dec 13, 2012 at 4:27am
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Edited: December 13, 2012 at 9:41am
Re: Round 4
by deemac Author IconMail Icon
Topic 1 - Pet hates sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

I hate just about everything
That it’s possible to hate
Dogs that poo poo in my yard
Then don’t even close my gate.
Some of my other pet hates
Is my dentist’s shiny nose *Cool*
Slow internet connections
Wives who step on husband’s toes. Ouch!

I hate fog and I hate snow
Shop assistants who lie
“That will look real cool on him”
When Aunt Maud’s choosing my tie.

Hate kids who drive too close up
Hate Reality TV
But I really *Heart* my Mommy
For all the stuff she’s done for me. *Blush* Awwwwww!


Topic 2 - Bodily dysfunction

Let It Flow! sung to the tune of Let It Snow


Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
And my nose with snot is quite full,
Got no hanky in which I can blow, oh!
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
All over the floor it keeps dropping;
It's best if I bend way down low, oh!
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow.

When we finally say good night,
I'll try to sniff it up while we kiss;
But if you squeeeeze me really tight,
It streams out with a hissssss

The fire is slowly dying,
Everything's wet, though you're trying
Both of my nostrils to sew.

Aw, to heck with it ...!

Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!
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