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Prompt #1: "Finals Week" Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells" frantic students cramming students with their blank, reddened eyes in the air there’s the feeling of finals see them scamper ‘cause exam’s here smell how desperate the lies and in every last classroom you hear “Teacher, please hear my pleas I need a paper extension yes, I tried printer died promise, I’ll finish next week” strings of reasons mark the season “Please, ma’am, I need that A or I’ll probably forfeit my schol’rship please just serve it I deserve it ‘though my work went astray” but above all the clamor you hear “Sorry, but you know what? for four months you just blew my class off it’s too late it’s your fate I’ve turned in the grades, and you’ve failed” Prompt #2: "Oh, Insulin" sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree" Oh, Insulin, oh, insulin, I wish that I still made you for then when I ate carbohy- -drate, I’d not think, I’d just chew I bleed for you ten times a day and when you spill I smell band-aids Oh insulin oh insulin I wish that I still made you |