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Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
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Dec 12, 2012 at 9:26am
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Re: Round 3
Not Your Christmas Present

Unclaw me, sniveling rodent!
Harbinger of doom!
Your breath reeks of stale cheese
It could have been worse.
You could have been a squirrel.
I don't care if I was in your stocking!
I am not your Christmas present,
Go find the fecal matter my dog left you,
Twitching moron.
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