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Dec 12, 2012 at 6:04am
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Edited: December 12, 2012 at 6:05am
Re: Round 3
by deemac Author IconMail Icon
According to King (self-styled) Rat
apparently
I'm being ejected
from Nurserydom
to a miserable life
of sobbing exile
in Naughty Naughty Corner

According to King (self-styled) Rat
apparently
Little Miss Alice
told Nanny MacHaggis
the very same thing
that I just told him
at Little Miss Alice's Toys' and Pets'
combined Christmas Party

According to King (self-styled) Rat
apparently
Nanny M picked up Little Alice
somewhere between the ears
and dumped her down
unceremoniously
in the aforesaid
Naughty Naughty Corner

King (self-styled) Rat's problem
obviously
is his pea-brained failure to appreciate
that when a Teddy Bear says
Get Stuffed
it's a term of freakin' endearment
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