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Rated: 18+ · Message Forum · Comedy · #1906319
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Dec 11, 2012 at 6:28am
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Re: Round 1
by deemac Author IconMail Icon
"Improve Your Haiku"
Makes a change from tartan socks
Gee thanks Aunt Martha.

When you come for tea
Ma says, "Aunt Martha's rich, so
"Don't sniff up your snot

"Hold your pinkie up
"Don't speak with your mouth full, and
"For Gawd's sake don't fart"

"If she thinks you're good
"She'll buy you a nice present."
"I write poems, Aunt."

Her eyes light up; but
"Improve Your Freakin' Haiku"?
When's Round freakin' 2? *Frown*
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