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Dec 10, 2012 at 10:56pm
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Re: Round 1
Chained Christmas Melodies

Like the Fresh Prince raps
Parents don't get it - ever…
Christmas sucks the worst!

One year, a groovy
Neon record-shape present,
Kept spirits aglow.

Hoping Cassidys,
Or Osmond, even Garrett...
It was Lawrence Welk!

Each decade the same:
No Jackson or Hall and Oats;
Just Perry Como.

My final attempt
Pointed out Madonna - got
Milli Vanilli!

This year I will ask
For an iTunes card and hope
I only get fruit cake.



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Broken Christmas dreams (and eardrums)! Written for "Something Awful Comes This Way!"
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