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Notes from the handbasket we're all riding in / for the fire and brimstone in your pen.
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Jul 14, 2009 at 10:27am
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Anybody here......?
Okay.
Looks like I had to come in and look around, first - check to see that it's safe. No mad beasts hiding in the shadows.
No creepy crawlies lying in ambush...
If I don't get outa here quick, I might wind up with rants in my pants..
and then where would I be?
(I think I just spotted one over there in the far corner....yuck, what an ugly lookin' little critter.)
....looks a little lonesome, though.
- awful quiet for a rant.
Perhaps it's a particularly special rant. It might be hibernating.
Maybe it's just fed, and is stuffed and therefore mellow and lazy...
(but if so, what did it eat? I don't want to know.)

Could a rant make a good pet?
Is it on the wildlife endangered list?
Would it look good in a diamond-studded collar?
Can it catch mice?

Maybe that isn't a rant at all. Maybe that's what ate all the rants that tried to get in here.
Yow.







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Anybody here......? · 07-14-09 10:27am
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