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Dec 12, 2007 at 10:37pm
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Christmas Vacation
This has become a Christmas holiday classic and should not be misssed. The second Vacation movie and in my opinion the best. I could quote this movie all day long and find myself laughing. Enjoy and Merry Christmas.

In this scene, Clark (Chevy Chase) has just gotten his Christmas bonus which was less then he expected.

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?


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