The SLAM! Green Room

I'm confused...

pantaloons can hold mangos? I like mangos, but I've never chupa'd one--mostly because I didn't know you could suck them--never had a fresh one. my cheeks have trouble sometimes...so I hold my pantaloons up with a belt...cause they're way too big on me--I wear my brother's hand me down jeans that I have to turn up four inches so I don't trip because I'm a poor college student who can't afford to buy jeans that actually fit when there are pants that will work around the house...although it is nice to have pockets big enough to hold a bottle of Dr Pepper or my book...

Why do guys pants have such big pockets?

I'm confused...

I think our brains have been fried by the slam. I can hear mine sizzling when I close my eyes--or maybe it's a fly...

I made brownies yesterday. Mom frosted them--chocolate frosting...

does anyone want any?