--For generations we've used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our student's careers, or lack thereof.
--Eeeyugh. Couldn't you use some sort of aptitude test instead?
--We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72%.
Zlang-Zlang Squid says, "Grapefruit, grapefruit, unchain the hot petunia!"
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