AL'S BIG FAT AUCTION DONATION FORUM.

Want to spend a little XGC time with the Steverino?

Tired of boring dinner dates full of mindless prattle about his hopes for the future and his dreams of tomorrow? Tired of sitting through 90 minutes of lame movie just to have a shot at a little bliss? Steve doesn't waste your time. You'll be pleasured in the blink of an eye. No fuss, no waiting, no wasted motion with the super-smooth efficiency of Cybersex with Steve.

With the speed of electrons zipping through the internet, you will be teased, titillated, aroused, intensified, and before you know it you will be stumbling home with a smile on your face and a vague anxiety about unwanted side effects.


[Note: Side effects of Cybersex With Steve may include (but are not limited to) pregnancy, STDs, dissatisfaction with your current spouse or lover, an obsession with having Steve as a permanent lover (not available at present time), and the feeling that now that you have experienced the ultimate thrill of your life then why go on living? As in any psychosexual situation, use caution with Steve.]