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No, I'm not kidding.
Come in, my child. Pull up a seat and tell me what weighs so heavily on your mind. A dream? Of course. Sleeping is the only time we are truly honest with ourselves and honesty has a reputation for being...unsettling....

Perhaps the dream doesn't bother you but rather interests you. Perhaps you haven't even had a dream but you think you can think of a dream that I can't interpret. Whatever the reason, the toll for my knowledge is 1000gps.


How does it work?
Objects and other aspects of dreams have certain symbolic meanings that lead to an underlying message. I use the meanings and interpret a message out of it.

Is it real?
No. This is merely for entertainment purposes. It is this humble scammers opinion that you should take nothing I say seriously. It's only in good fun.

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