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 |  A contest is being held for the greatest hunters and you've been invited |
| [Introduction]
The ship swayed to and fro as a small island came into view"Alright everyone you'll be given 1 week to eradicate as many"creatures"as you can,the person with the highest number of kills will be deemed the"Eradicator" "You'll also be awarded 10 million dollars in cold hard cash so hunters get ready to prove yourself and may the best person win". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alright now all you've got to do is make up a character and go hunting it can be anything from an elf to a gargoyle and anything in between..... You'll be hunting Hydras,Dragons,Orcs,Trolls,Zombies,and any other creatures you can think up so have fun ok... |
| Name:Razorwing Age:n/a Height:7'0 Weight:variable Appearance:A large robot draped in an unknown silver alloy with large razor-sharp wings on back and red eyes Personality:Programmed specifically for hunting has a vast array of emotions thanks to an Emotion chip Special Abilities:Can change body density,fly,has super strength,speed,agility,and can shoot laser beams out of eyes Weapons:Carries a large metallic axe in right hand,carries dual blasters on his side attachments while on his back he has a large laser cannon used primarily for long range targets Bio:A breakthough in robotics and the only one of his kind created by a scientific genuis named Alex Lewdwill who was later murdered by his creation. Other:After being designed by his creator Razorwing decided that he no longer needed his master and murdered him stopping any attempts of creating any others like him. |
NAME: UNIQUEY AGE: 259 years old HEIGHT: 5 foot 2 inches WEIGHT: varies RACE: Peacefairy DESCRIPTION: I may look small, but I have many powers. I dabble in voodoo, black magic, and spell casting. I have the ability to change form, and I can fly. I hunt for Peace and the fun of it. WEAKNESS: I'm partially blind in my one eye. STRENGTH: I'm partially blind in my one eye, which makes my other senses peaked. PERSONALITY: I'm a peaceful fairy, I love to help others, but I know the magic, and I have killed before. OTHER: I've fallen in love with Razorwing. |
| The ship landed near the beach as Razorwing looked all around"I forsee no difficulties in this mission". He used his heat vision sensors as he aimed his vast array of weapons at his selected target. He held his hands out as he smiled"Cluster missles activate!"2 large missles sprung of his palm as they sailed towards the tree. The tree disentegrated as 2 panther creatures fell over in agony Razorwing stared at them as he aimed his laser cannon and fired. "Targets destroyed"Razorwing looked up ahead as he saw someone coming into view. He started to use his telescopic vision when a large dinosaur grabbed him and swung him up against a large tree. It roared feriociously as Razorwing held his axe tightly and stood ready to attack. It lunged at him as Razorwing hurled his axe at it's head cutting a huge gash in the middle of it's forehead. The dinosaur cried out as Razorwing drew his blasters and fired rapid blasts at it's chest and head areas. Blood trickled down it's forehead as it swung it's tail knocking Razorwing to the ground. Razorwing jumped back up to his feet as he flew up in the air and shot numerous laser beams from his eyes at the creature. Blood poured out of the dinosaur's body as it continued to fight"What a magnificent creature"Razorwing thought to himself. He landed near the dinosaur as he stared at him"This contest may be more challenging than I thought. |
| "Zeta fom twel, abit zewl habba." Shouted Uniquey as she flew from the ship. The tree's parted and all you can see are 3 dragons with their firey breaths frozen in mid air. One almost a foot away from Razorwing. Razorwing turned and looked behind him and saw the frozen fire, but just shrugged it off. Uniquey flew over by him. Razorwing said nothing, just went about his business. Uniquey pulled a pouch out from her pocket and reached down and picked up a handful of soil and placed it in the pouch. Little did Razorwing and Uniquey know, the soil had tiny silver flecks of metal from Razorwing in it. Uniquey looked at Razorwing, with her one eye, and got all starry eyed, as a single tear fell. "Why does he not notice me?: She thought to herself. "I didn't even get a thank you for stopping the fire breath of those dragons." She flapped her little wings and took off above the trees, looking for more things to kill. She got lucky, on the other side of the island she found a graveyard and landed. As she landed, creatures arose from the soil. Zombies attempted to attack her. She pulled out her pouch and sprinkled a little soil into a beaker glass bottle, spit in it, and shaked it. The zombies are getting closer, she flapped her wings and rises toward the sky. After shaking the potion vigarously, she flew a top the zombies and sprinkled the potion on them. The zombies crusty, old wrinkled up faces started to melt off. A green and red thick substance poured out of what was left of their skin, bubbleing like it was boiling. The zombies then fall to the ground in a lump of bones, slowly decaying. "Well, that was fun, how many were there? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Plus the three dragons, although they aren't dead, they are frozen, I wonder if they count too?." She said. |
| Razorwing attempted to regain all his motory functions"Damn system malfunctions what a pain in the"he was cut off in mid sentence as Uniquey flew over to him. "Why didn't you at least acknowledge me?"Razorwing shook his head as he replied"Sorry about that but I had some sort of system malfunction". Uniquey stared at him as she answered"Are you alright?"Razorwing nodded as he smiled"Yeah especially now that you're here". They stared at one another as 3 slug creatures arose from the ground and shot green acid towards them"What do you say Uni want to have some fun?" She nodded as Razorwing pulled out his axe"Alright then let's show these guys why we're the best". |
| {/i} She takes her pouch out and said loudly, "Mikka suelo wiftea leemont" and sprinkled the powder on the slug creatures, immobilizing them as Razorwing chopped them up with his axe. "we make a hell of a team, don't we?" Uniquey asked. "we sure do sweetheart." Replied Razorwing. "Can I ask you why you killed your creater? I know you wanted to be the only one, but he could have made you even better." Uni asked. "I don't want to talk about it!" Razorwing shouted as he walked off. "Razor.. look out! Terrasuttoes above you!" He raised his side blasters and fired at the creatures. Bloody body parts from the Terrasuttoes fell to the ground. Uniquey again pulled out her pouch of powder, when she saw that the Terrasuttoes were trying to regenerate themselves. This time she mixed the powder with a tiny drop of her blue blood, shook it and flew up and sprinkled it on the carcasses. The wind was blowing and caused a small portion of the mixture to land on Razorwing. Causing him to colapse. "Shit! That goddamn wind." She said as she ran to Razors side. |
| Razorwing's backup generators kicked in as he jumped back up to his feet and smiled. "Are you ok?"he nodded as he gazed into her eyes"I'm fine sweetheart and yeah we definetely do make a great team". She hugged him tightly as he aplogized for his outburst"I'm sorry for flying off the handle earlier when you asked me about my creator". He grabbed her hand gently as he continued"It's just hard talking about him but you deserve to know and I'll tell you just not right now ok?" Uni nodded as she kissed Razor's cheek"Ok so what's next on our agenda?"Razor drew his blasters from his holsters as he smiled. "Well Uni how about a little more target practice?"she smiled as she nodded"Well alright then lets go kick somebodys ass!" |
| {/i} The two of them walked off toward the hills on the island. Carefully scanning the scenery for foes. None could be found. The sun was setting and the sky had turned a beautiful orange red color, looked as if the island was ablaze. "The sunset is gorgeous tonight Razorwing." Uniquey said. "Hmmm, tis true, but none as gorgeous as you, my friend Uni." Razorwing replied. "I bet you say that to all the girls that kick ass right beside you." "Naw, only you can be compared to me and my strength. Our powers alone are powerful, imagine if we joined them together. We'd be unstoppable. Share the 10 million dollars and have the satisfaction of each others company. What do you think?" Razorwing asked. "I think it's getting dark and we need to find a place to bed down for the evening. There isn't much going on now, the island is quiet. I'll get back to you on the other, I'll need to sleep with you..I mean sleep on it." Uniquey said. They found a cave in the hill on the west side of the island. Carefully they checked it out for creatures that may inhabit it. "All clear, I'll take the first watch. Uni, get some rest." Razorwing said. "Alright. Wake me when you're ready for some rest, or a fight. Good night." Uniquey replied as she curled up on the dusty ground next to the fire Razorwing made with his laser beam eyes. Razorwing sat on a rock by the entrance of the cave. Thinking. Got up and started pacing. Thinking. Razorwing was restless. |
| Razorwing began to think about his creator as he shook his fists in anger"I did what I had to do to survive". Uni sat down beside him as she stared at him"Want to talk about it?"Razor shook his head as he replied"Did I wake you if I did I apologize I was only". Uni placed her finger to his mouth as she answered"I'm here if you want to talk ok?" Razor smiled as he nodded"I know Uni and you deserve to know the truth about my creator so here goes". "You see it's"he was cut off in mid-sentence as a large alligator creature came towards them. "On second thought sweetheart lets just talk about this some other time"Uni nodded as they prepared for combat once again... |
| Razorwing got his axe ready. Swung it hard and chopped deeply into the Aligatgory (tech term), slicing close to it's eyes, that one fell out. It snapped at him. Uniquey came up and sprinkled some powder upon the Aligatgory's head, but it swung it's tail hard with such a force, it knocked her down and she hit her head on the side of the cave wall. Razorwing wanted so much to help Uni, but he would be at risk if he dared. He was furious with the beast. He was not into the fight for a fight anymore, the beast hurt someone he cares deeply for. He lights up the laser eyes and burns an 18 inch hole in the brain of the Aligatgory, until it drops down dead, and disintegrates. He rushes to Uni's side. Holding her in his arms. He can see her blue blood trickle slowly from the gash on her head, as she laid unconscious. |
| He carried her inside the cave as he used his built in first aid kit Uni slowly opened her eyes as Razor smiled. "How do you feel?"she held her head as she replied"Better thanks to you"he grabbed her hand as he smiled. "Just returning the favor you helped me remember?"she nodded as Razor helped her to her feet. "You need some rest Uni you took a prettty hard hit back there"she held his hand as she smiled. "I'm tough remember?"he nodded as he answered"Yeah I remember but you still need to get some rest ok?" She shook her head as she spoke"What about you?"Razor stared at her as he smiled"I'll be ok besides I want to make sure we don't have anymore uninvited guests". |
| "Alright." She said as she closed her eyes. "You be careful." Razorwing nodded to acknowledge Uni's request. He laid her gently upon the ground, and stayed close to her. Things were quieter now, and he seemed to relax a bit. The rest of the night was uneventful. Uniquey awoke in Razors arms. Opened her eye and saw a shadow of something behind Razorwing. "Razor, here we go again, there's something behind you. I can see the shadow of something behind you. I'm not sure what it is yet, but the shadow is huge." She whispered. Razor got his axe prepared for battle again. Quickly he turned and threw the axe. |
| A hideous ape creature fell to the ground as Razor pulled his axe out of it's chest and wiped the blood from it. "Well that was easy"Uni nodded as 4 large worm creatures crawled out of the ground and hissed angrily at them. "This should be a lot of fun"Razor nodded as he held his axe tightly and smiled"Yeah love it's going to be a lot of fun!" Razor attacked the 2 farthest away as Uni sprinkled powder on the other 2 freezing them in their tracks. "Take a chill pill!"Uni shouted as she watched Razor battle the other 2 creatures. They took turns trying to attack him as Razor grabbed his laser cannon and started blasting away. Blood spewed everywhere as Razor pulled out yet another surprise from his armor. He threw the plasma grenade at them as he flew up in the air and watched the destruction unfold. Uni flew over beside him as they embraced and watched the creatures fall to their demise. |
| Gobbledots started dropping from the cave ceiling. Their massive, sharp claws ripping the flesh of Uni's face. Razor turns his head toward the gobbledot that has attached itself to Uni face, to out his side pistol and blasted the damn beast off of Uni, their claws still remained embedded in her face. A feeling of horror rushed over her and she flew off out of the cave. She flew so fast, Razorwing had no chance of catching up to her. She landed near a clearing on the island, and ducked down in the bushes. Razorwing passed her up, not realizing she had landed. After she made sure that Razorwing was gone, she pulled off her crystal necklace. This red, blue green crystal dangling was her only hope for survival. She found a huge rock and smashed the crystal into a fine black powder, added a drop of her blue blood and appoximatly two tablespoons of her saliva, she mixed it all together and made a paste. Set it aside on a rock. She carefully pulled out one of the claws stuck in her subdued skin. Gently tugging to get the barbed ends unstuck. Blood trickled over the dried blood already present. She squints her eye to ignore any pain. As she pulls the 4 remaining claws out, blood dripped into the paste she made. "shit, now I have to add something else to it to make it a paste again." She pulled out her trusty little pouch and mixed in enough powder to make it a paste once more. She rubbed the paste on the slices on her face and falls asleep. |
| Razor used his sensors to pick up her vital signs as he found her sleeping in some bushes nearby. He sat down beside her as he watched her sleep"She looks so peaceful"Razor thought to himself as he held his axe tightly he had to be alert for anything. A few hours passed as Razor continued to stare at Uni he bent down to kiss her on the cheek when a cybernetic snake attacked him. He grabbed it by the head as he squashed it's skull wth his fist"Damn snakes I never could stand those vile creatures anyways". He turned his head to look back at Uni when 3 more snake creatures attacked him. He prepared for battle again as Uni awoke for her slumber and stared at him"Need any help?" He shook his head as he smiled at her"No love I've got things under control". |
| Uni rolled over and quiet tears ran down her cheeks. Her cuts had healed, but the scars, the 5 two inch scars still remained. She wasn't that same pretty faced fairy any longer. After Razorwing completed his wrath upon the snake creatures, he turned to find Uni gone once more. He senses though that she is still close. He jumped up and took flight once more to search for her. Uni transformed herself back to her fairy body, tears still stung her face. She was ashamed of her apperance and that's why she transformed into a pile of bushes. She was so busy crying and feeling sorry for herself she had no idea she was being watched from above. It was Razorwing. He had sensed her pain and was watching her. Unable to know what to say next. |
| He sat down next to her as he wiped the tears from her eyes"Don't cry love everything will be ok". Uni tried to cover her face as Razor grabbed her hands and stared at her"You're beautiful Uni don't try to hide your face anymore". She tried to fly away but Razor grabbed her by the arm and held her"It's going to be ok Uni I promise". |
| "you're just saying that to be nice. I'll never be that pretty faced fairy anymore." "I've changed, and I don't think it can be fixed." She said. "Hold that thought." He started. "There's a snapdragon behind you." He finished as he pulled out his axe, swung it around like a cowboy and let it go. Caught that beast right between the eyes. He looked at Uni. His eyes shared a tiny rosy glow of entrigement. A smile arose from him. "Uni, do you have a mirror?" "Yes, why? "You need to look at yourself in that mirror, and take a good look at yourself." "I don't want to. I can feel my scars, I don't need to look at them." "Oh, but they have changed, you need to see." She pulled out her mirror and looked. Her scars were not ugly, red scars. They had changed into beautiful unknown silver alloys. She was turning into a fighting machine like Razorwing already was. "What? This is so beautiful. I love to match the one I am so much in love with." She said. "But how? "I don't know, but you are so beautiful, just like before." He said. |
| They embraced as 3 scorpion creatures appeared before them"Well Uni are you ready to kick some scorpion tail?" She smiled as she kissed his cheek"Yes love I certainly am"he nodded as he drew his blasters and smiled. "Alright then let's show these guys the true meaning of pain"Uni flew high above them as she mixed some potions and dropped them on the scorpion's heads. A green cloud surrounded them as Razor stared at her"What the heck was that stuff?" Uni smiled as she answered"A little poison a day keeps the doctors away"he smiled as he shot a barrage of laser blasts from his eyes destroying them. "Well that was certainly fun wasn't it?"Uni nodded as Razor stared at her"Just as beautiful as ever". |
The two of them flew overhead together looking for some action. What luck! They found a nest of Slimanators. Slimanators are half dragon and half Ostrich. Mean birds they are. "Well, do we attack from up here, or from down there? Asked Uniquey. "Where ever you wish my dear." "Well then...You attack from here and I'll go ground, we'll take them by suprise." "Good show, love." Razorwing replied. They snuck a quick kiss and departed. Uni reached the ground and hid quietly behind some bushes and mixed up another surprise. She pulled out her bag of tricks and mixed in some saliva into the powder. Damn, I forgot this one need to be heated. This made her upset, because she had no matches. Red laser beams reamed from her eye and heated the new Quickballs. "What the hell just happened?" She questioned. "Razor, come here." She thought. Razorwing appeared by her side mommentarily. "Anything wrong love?" "Lasers just came from my eye." He looked at her. A smile arose on his beautiful alloyed face. "Well, my love, the scars are completely gone, and your face is alloy like mine. I suspect you picked up my laser as well. He said. Just then a spew of purple and green slime was thrust upon them. |
| Razor held up his wings as he deflected the Slimanator's slime"So it looks like these guys want to play too Uni". Uni nodded as Razor smiled"Time to kick these slimeballs asses"he flew up in the air as Uni mixed some potions together and threw them on the ground. A large barrier surrounded them as Razorwing smiled"Magnificent work my dear now those slimeballs can't break through. She smiled as she replied"Yeah but we can still get them right?"Razor nodded as he raised his hands and held them towards the creatures. "Lights out my slimy friends!"he smiled as 2 large photon missiles shot out from his wrists completely obliterating them. |
| Just then a Scorpagon attacked from behind. Fire flew from the beasts mouth and got Razorwing. Sending him falling to the ground. Uni concentrated real hard and send a stream of laser beams at the Scorpagon. Raised her left hand and a spiral of smoke arose. "Whirl and whirl, twist and flirl. Gigit amor got a zom" Uni chanted. Bolts of lightning spew from her hand. Knocking the Scorpagon to it's death. Razorwing soon joined her in the air once more. "Where did that come from Uni?"he asked. "I really don't know, but it 'shocked' me." She replied. "You hurt honey? "No, just was unexpected, got down there and realized you might of needed me, but I guess not. Have you given us being a team anymore thought?" He asked. "Well, you know I'm falling in love with you. You're first of all an awesome ass kicker, second so, so, sweet. I think it'll work, as long as the love thing isn't a problem." She answered. |
| He nodded as he kissed her on the cheek"Alright then lets go find somebody else to beat up". She smiled as she nodded"Very well love lead the way"they flew and sat down on one of the mountains and stared out towards the ocean. "Beautiful isn't it?"Razorwing nodded as he held her hand"Yup just like you". They leaned in to share a kiss when 2 large winged creatures blew fire down towards them. Razor held his wings up as he defelected most of the flames"Go on Uni I'll hold them off ok?" She nodded as she flew over behind some large boulders and started mixing some potions together. Razor drew his blasters as he fired towards the creatures"Come down here and fight like a man,or a beast,or whatever the hell you guys are!" He fired a few more blasts towards them as Uni threw the potions in the sky and closed her eyes. The sky lit up a bright white color as the creatures fell to the ground"What in the hell was that?" Uni pointed towards them as she replied" I guess you could say that I showed them the light". She smiled as Razor drew his laser cannon and destroyed them"Nice work Uni we make quite a team don't we?" |
"Anyone keeping score?" Uni asked. "Not really, but I think it's Them..a big goose egg, and Us....kicking the ass and taking no names." Replied Razor. "So, my dear, can we talk now?" Asked Uni. "Talk about what? "Why you killed your creator. Dr. Lewdwill?" This enraged Razorwing and he flew off. Uni flew still and shook her head and said to herself,"I'm so stupid! I should have waited. He's just not ready to tell me yet." She flew off toward the east side of the mountains to look for some action, to keep her mind off Razorwing. When she arrived there she found a small hole in the side of the mountain. "Mmmmm, this looks like I can find some action in here." She said out loud, but to herself. |
| Razorwing hit the boulder in frustration as it crumbled into a million pieces. "Dammit why can't I just tell Uni the truth?"he sat down on the ground as he shook his head. "I don't mean to get angry but everytime I hear that mans'name something just goes off inside of me". He stared at his hands as he thought about Uni how good she had been to him and how much she deserved to know the truth. He jumped back up to his feet as he flew high into the air and used his radar to pick up Uni's trail. He found her staring into a small hole in the side of a mounain as he called out to her. "Uni can we talk?"she nodded as she flew over to him and smiled"Of course love but first I want to apologize for bringing up your creator I had no right to". Razor shook his head as he grabbed her hand"No I want to apologize you have every right to know and I'm going to tell you right now ok?" She nodded as a large snake slithered out from the hole in the side of the mountain and hissed angrily at them. "Right after I kick Snakeman's ass"Razor shot eye beams at the snake as Uni followed with eye beams of her own. They combined their powers into one large laser beam as the snake was split into 2 seperate halves. "Alright that's what I'm talking about!"Uni smiled as Razor stared at her. "Let's go talk in the cave ok?"she nodded as she followed him inside and sat down. Razor sat down next to her as he started"It's difficult to talk about my creator but I will because I want you to know ok?" "I was designed to be the ultimate weapon capable of withstanding almost everything". "My emotion chip was a breakthrough in technology and I was to one of a kind". Razor climbed to his feet as he started pacing back and forth"My creator,Alex Lewdwill was a scientific genuis and quite an extraordinary man". "He soon lost all focus;however and his lust for power and greed far outweighed his work ethics". "He had gone as far as to sell prototype droids just for the sheer pleasure of watching them being dismantled". "I was to be his next victim you see Uni he wanted to steal my technology and build new robots". "In his words I was an inferior being he wanted to replace me wih killing machines". "Robots without emotions and with only one goal the destruction of humanity I couldn't let that happen". "So I destroyed him before he could destroy the rest of the world"Uni grabbed his hand as she kissed him on the cheek. "You did the right thing Razor he was out of control and needed to be stopped". Razor lowered his head as he replied"I still see him you know...late at night I can still hear him call out to me and see his face when will the pain ever stop Uni?" |
She wrapped her arms around him, kissed his forehead as she hugged him. "it's going to be alright Razor. I'm here and you don't have to go through this alone anymore." "I am rather fond of this emotion chip you have." "Uni, you're the best. It's no wonder why I'm falling in love with you." "Awe come on now, I bet you say that to all the girls that whoop ass by your side?" He turned and leaned in close to her, lips quivering slightly, "Nope, never felt emotions for anyone, and I mean anyone before you came along. Uni, I think I lov..." He was rudely interupted by a squigglebot, have worm half robot. |
| His eyes lit up red as he sighed"Damn do these guys ever give up?"Uni shrugged her shoulders as 3 more crawled out of the ground. "I don't know love but let's just kick their asses ok?"Razor smiled as he nodded"Your wish is my command". He raised his hands towards the sky as a barrage of missles rained down on them. "Where did you learn that little skill love?"Razor smiled as he stared at her"Just something new I've been working on do you like it?" She nodded as she kissed his cheek"Oh yeah I like it very much"he grabbed her hand as they combined their powers once again forming a large laser beam. "Lets finish these guys off ok?"Uni nodded as the large laser ripped them to shreds. Razor stared at Uni as the creatures fell to their deaths"Alright now where were we?" |
"You were going to tell me something, I believe." Said Uniquey. "Mmmm...yes, I remember now." He said as he held her hands once more. "Uni, I love you. I really love everything about you. Would you spend the rest of your life with me?" Just then a hail of 3 inch spikes were thrown upon them. They turned to see where the spikes came from and found a pink unicorn shooting spikes from it's horn. Razor shielded them again with his wings. "Damn, where did that come from?" He said retoricly." You want to take him out or shall I?" "No, they say that the pink unicorns haven't crossed over to the side of evil, until they are a firey red. We can save this unicorn and change himback to white, the good side." Uni answered. "Do you have a plan to capture it my love?" Asked Razorwing. |
| She nodded as she pointed towards a small alcove"Fly up there love and I'll force him towards ya ok?" Razorwing nodded as he pulled out his energy net"Ok Uni I'll capture him in this net ok". "That's not going to hurt him is it?"Razor shook his head as he replied"Not at all but it's powerful enough to hold him I think". Uni nodded as Razor flew up to the alcove and waited"I sure hope this works"Razor thought to himself as Uni made her way towards the unicorn. |
She mixed up a quick confusion potion, sprinkled it upon the unicorn, and chased it into Razors awaiting net. The Unicorn gave quite the battle, tried stabbing Razor with it's horn, in frustration. Luckily, Razor hed his force shield up for his protection. Uniquey mixed another potion and sprinkled it on the unicorn. The unicorn instantly passed out. "What was that my love?" Asked Razor. "That was my dreamland dust, works everytime." Let's bring it to the cave over there." She said as she pointed toward the North hole in the hill. She flew over to help Razor move the unicorn. "Um, love, how long will this unicorn be out for?" He asked. "Until I decide to wake it up." She replied. |
| Razor smiled as 2 dragons appeared above them"Stay here with the unicorn ok?" Uni nodded as Razor grabbed her hand"I'll be back in a few minutes and then we'll plan our next move ok?" Razor flew up towards the dragons as Uni stared at the unicorn"What a magnificent creature" Uni cntinued to stare at it as an arrow narrowly missed hitting her hand"Trolls!" Razor heard her sceaming as he diverted his attention back towards the cave completely forgetting about the dragons. He started to fly back to the cave when one of the dragons grabbed him and knocked him against the mountain. Razor's operating systems started to go down as he clicked his fists and started up his back-up generators. "Damn you don't you ever touch me again!"he hurled his axe through the dragon's skull as the other one stared at him. "So you want some too do ya?"the dragon blew fire towards him as Razor used his shield to block it. The dragon stopped blewing fire as Razor stared at him"Now it's really going to heat up around here". He concentrated his eye beams on the dragon's chest as he burnt a large hole in his chest and drew his blasters. "Times up!"he fired a series of blasts at the dragon as blood spewed everywhere,the creature fell to the ground in agony as Razor hurled his axe at it. It layed there motionless as Razor landed and pulled his axe from it's chest. "Next time maybe you'll listen!"he placed his blasters back in their holsters as he headed back to the cave to help Uni. |
When he arrived at the cave where Uni was, he could find her. "Uni, are you here love?" "Uni?" He questioned aloud, while looking feverously for her. All he saw was his net, a few pink unicorn hairs, drops of blue, which he assumed was her blood, and a tiny ruby ring. "Damnit! The trolls have got her!" He followed the drops of blue blood to the back of the cave. The droplets seemed to have disappeared behind the back wall of the cave. He turned on his infared, tried to find a hidden warm spot where he might located a hand print of where the troll had entered behind the wall. Looking on the ground, all he found were tiny footsteps massed together, but no secret enterance. |
| He hit the wall in frustration as a large slab of granite fell to the ground revealing a secret passage. "Well well what do we have here?"he whisphered to himself as he checked his equipment and stepped inside. He descended the wooden staircase as he found himself in an underground lagoon. He looked around as he noticed something shiny floating in the murky water. He bent down to pick it up as a hydra raised it's head out of the muddy water and stared at him. Razor changed his body density as the hydra swung it's tail at him completely shattering it. Razor smiled as he swung his fists at the creature knocking it's head off into the water. "It's hard to beat something that weighs 25 tons isn't it creature?"he reached down and grabbed the pendant as he held it to his eye. "Scanning.....object appears to be made of a metallic alloy known as,Tichazim". Razor placed the pendant in his side compartment as he continued his search for Uni. |
He searched around the hidden cove prepared for any kind of attack. He found another wooden stairway and descended. It was pitch black, so he clicked on the lamp panel hidden behind his left ear. The stairs wound around as if it were a maze. He picked up on Uni's vital signs and followed them. He found her lying on the ground inside a cage, she was barely breathing. He tried calling her name, but got no response. He walked up to the cage caustiously. "Uni, my love. Are you alright?" "Uni!" Suddenly he was grabbed from behind. Little trolls surrounded him. They had him completely surrounded and spears pointed at him. The dark pink unicorn standing close by, watching. Evil could be very close for it. Razor could tell by it's eyes. Razorwing swung his arm in a circle. Cutting the tips off all the spears pointed at him. The unicorn sent out a bolt of electricity toward Razorwing. |
| The bolt of electricity hit Razor in the chest as he fell down to his knee and stared at him. "Damn you!"he shouted as he tried to regain control of his motor functions but to no avail. "Systems Malfuncton must shut down"he fell to the ground with a thud as he closed his eyes. He woke up in a large cell as he looked around and saw Uni laying a few feet from him. He made his way over to her as he grabbed her hand"Uni are you alright?"she opened her eyes and held her hand up to her head and answered"I think so how about you?" Razor nodded as he replied"Yeah just a little malfunction in one of my computer programs but I'll be alright". "Where are we?"Razor shook his head as a familar voice called out to them"Why you're in my prison of retribution of course". "That voice it can't be!"Uni looked at Razor as a man came into the light and smiled. "Hello Razorwing remember me?"Razor stared in disbelief as Uni grabbed his arm. "What's the matter love?"he shook his head as he replied"It can't be it must just be a trick or something". The man walked over towards them as he smiled"It's me and you know it don't you?" Razor lowered his head as the man laughed"What's the matter you look as though you've seen a ghost". "Who are you?"Uni cried out as Razor grabbed her hand and answered"He's my creator". Uni shook her head as she responded"Your creator but I thought he was dead". "So did I Uni...so did I"his creator paced back and forth as he laughed loudly. "Do you honestly believe that I would let some inferior being like Razorwing defeat me?" "He's not inferior in fact he's superior to you in every way!"Razor stared at him as his creator smiled. "We'll see about that but right now I've got other things to take care"Razor grabbed the bars as he tried to break them. "Save your strength my son you're going to need it ha,ha,ha"he disappeared back into the shadows as Razorwing sat back down and shook his head. |
Uni clung to Razor. "What are we going to do now?" Razor moved away, angry and ashamed. "I can't believe I failed." "You didn't fail.""You fought for what you believed in, and he found a loophole." "That doesn't mean you failed." She walked over to him and placed a hand on his shoulder. Sssss! His body was hot and burned Uni's hand. "Ouch!" "Don't touch me!" He shouted a little late. "When I'm this angry, my system heats up and I burn things." "Are you okay my love?" |
| Uni nodded as Razor sighed"I'm so sorry love you know I would never hurt you don't you?" "I know my love and I can tell that you're in shock right now so I'll leave you alone ok?" Razor shook his head as he gently grabbed her hand"That's the last thing I need Uni I've kept my feelings bottled up for so long already". She sat down beside him as he stared at her"I've had nightmares for so long about him I thought I had killed him but I failed miserably". Uni shook her head as she replied"You haven't failed love you've still got me remember". Razor smiled as he kissed her cheek sofly"And I'm so grateful for that Uni what would I ever do without you?" |
They embrace and Razor whispers in her ear "How do we get out of this?""Did he leave you with any potions?" "No, sorry my sweet. They took everything from me." She thought for a minute. "Oh wait." She whispered excitedly. "I think I have a little bit of powder left in my ring." "Good job love." He said. "Can you mix a little something up and get us out of here?" "I'll try. I think I can come up with something, hold on."She said. She walked over to the corner of the cage, opened the compartment hidden inside the large Ruby ring. Dumped the powder into her hand and spit in it. Walked over to Razor and looked his body over carefully. "Ah ha! Perfect." She said under her breath as she grabbed a dark pink hair off Razor's body, and mixed it in with the powder. |
| She threw the powder around the cell door as she smiled"One door coming down". The powder began to glow blue as the bars began to shrink until they were too fragile to stay together. The cell door swung open as Razor kissed Uni softly"Well done my love now let's go find my creator and put a stop to him". Uni grabbed his arm as she sighed"We can't,at least not until we've regained our strength". Razor shook his head as he nodded"You're right but rest assured we'll be back". Uni nodded as they climbed the stairs and looked all around"It looks like the coast is clear...come on Uni". She followed him down the large hall as they made their way towards the cave's exit. "Alright Uni I'll distract the guards while you make a run for it ok?"Uni shook her head as she answered"Listen love either we leave here together or we don't leave here at all". Razor stared at her as he smiled"What did I ever do to deserve someone like you?" Uni shrugged her shoulders as she kissed his cheek"You're just lucky I guess". |
"Alright love, do you have a plan?" Razor asked. "Well, there's only six guards, and they are trolls, I'll take 4 you can have 2." She stated. "Ha! You're quite funny my dear. I'll take 3 and you take 3. What do have left for defense?" "I don't think I've got enough strength lrft to fly, so I'm gonna have to fight." She replied "My systems are still weak also. I'll have to use brutal force on my three." They kissed a little peck, and parted. Razor walked up to one troll guard and swiped his leg under it, knocking it to the ground. Stomped on it's face, blood and brains squished out from between it's ears. Uni, being short, or as tall as the trolls were at least, had a different idea. |
| Razor grabbed his other 2 opponents as he lifted them by their throats and snapped their necks. "Sweet dreams troll boys"Razor smiled as he turned around to see Uni using a different method. He watched her walk up to the guards and use her womanly wiles as he snuck up behind them and broke their necks. "Nicely done my love"Uni smiled as she kissed him softly"Alright then lets get out of here ok?" Razor nodded as they walked out of the cave and headed into the forest to recharge. They walked until they came to a clearing as they sat down to rest"Kind of tiring having to travel the traditional way eh?" Razor nodded as he smiled"Yeah but at least we're both ok and for that I'm very grateful". Uni nodded as she kissed his forehead"Don't worry love after we regain out strength we'll go back and take care of your creator". |
They held each other tightly, as Uni drifted off to sleep. Razor kissed the top of her head, and thought to himself. "This is not her fight. I must do this alone. Alex started it, I'll finish it again, even if it kills me." He laid her head down upon a rock and got up. He went searching for Alex and his brood of evil doers. What he found was the dark pink unicorn, guarding what looked to be a laboratory hidden on the side of the mountain. Razorwing watched eagerly to catch a glimpse of what Alex was up to. Soon someone left the laboratory, started to pet the unicorn. The unicorn was rubbing intesely against the hands of Alex. "Good boy!" Said Alex. "You have served your purpose here well." Alex pulled out a hunting knife and stabbed the unicorn repeatedly in his chest. The unicorn fell to the ground in a heap, in a pool of blood. Razor couldn't believe what he ahd just witnessed. This angered him more. He could feel his systems begin to kick in once again. He let loose his wings and flew to the unicorns side. Alex stared into the eyes of Razorwing. "You always were pathetic." Alex said. |
| Razorwing's eyes lit up fiery red as he looked at his creator with a look of pure hatred. "I don't know how you managed to survive but this time I'm going to finish what I started!" He grabbed Alex by the throat as he stared at him with a look of disgust"Is that fear I see in your eyes master?" Alex shook his head as Razor smiled"Or is that the look of a deadman who's screwed with the wrong person?" Alex smiled as he pressed a button on his sleeve"Actually it's the look of a man who's far superior to you in every way". He laughed loudly as 4 large robots surrounded Razor"Allow me to introduce you to the Destructo Bots my newest and greatest creation". Razor released his grasp on Alex as he shook his head"So you created them after all?" Alex nodded as he stood beside them and smiled"Yes Razorwing these are my killing machines and with them I'll rule the world!" Razor stared at them as he replied"You forget father that I have learnt a great deal from you as well". Alex laughed as he answered"You've learnt nothing from me inferior!"Razor smiled as he replied"Don't be too sure of that". Alex shook his head as he smirked"You're bluffing you've got no chance in hell of beating me and you know it!" Razor held up a large remote device as he smiled"Wrong answer and now allow me to demonstrate my newest invention". Razor pressed the button as a large beam of red light encircled Alex's Destructo Bots trapping them inside. "What have you do?"Razor smiled as he stared at him"Nothing yet but believe me you're going to pay for everything you've done and much more!" |
Razor heard a rustle in the bushes behind him. Got his axe out and was in mid throw when he stopped. He almost got Uni with it, because his systems were still not fully recharged. He did however sense her vital signs some way. "Uni, my love get down!" Razor shouted. As three Trolls surrounded her. Spears pointed at her. "Damnit Alex! Keep her out of this. She is not a part of our fight." "Screw that Razorwing! I just found your weakness, a short, little fairy, with an alloy face. Please! You're a magnifigant creature, yes I called you a creature." Said Alex. "No!!! Shut the hell up!! I'm not a creature, I have an emotion chip, which makes me superior than any creature." Shouted Razorwing. "Aww yes, that fucking emotion chip. God what a mistake that was!" Uniquey watched in disbelief as Alex belittled Razor. The Trolls inched thier spears to her neck, one slicing slightly. Blue blood trickled down her body. "Remember Razorwing, I created you, therefore you are a creature. Exclaimed Alex. "Don't listen to him Razor!!!" Shouted Uni. "He's a piece of shit. You're not a creature." "Take the bitch away from here and kill her." Alex announced to the Trolls. |
| Razor stared at him as Alex smiled"Release the Destructo Bots or my trolls will have no other choice but to kill your precious Uni". Razor threw the device on the ground as he squashed it with his foot"Now let her go!" Alex laughed as his robots surrounded them"Take the fairy back to the dungeon I have other plans for Razorwing ha,ha,ha". Uni reached her hand out to grab Razor as the Destructo Bots carried her off back towards the dungeon. "Now Razorwing you'll find out why I'm so superior to you"Razor reached out to grab him when the trolls cracked him in the head with a large hammer. Razor immediately hit the ground as Alex smiled"You forget inferior I know all your strengths and weaknesses remember?" Razor's systems shut down as the trolls carried him down a large corridor and dumped him in a strange-looking room. |
Tears ran from Uni's eyes, but she couldn't wipe them away. Shakles held her arms and feet down. The cold brick wall holding her tightly. As she thinks about her love Razor, and wonders what they've done to him. "Razor, my love.., don't give up. I'm fine, remember I'm an ass kicker. Razor I love you!" She repeats quietly to herself, hoping with his powerful hearing, he shall hear her. Razor is awakened by Uni's sincere message. He opens his eyes, and glaces the room. At first he thought it was a dungeon, but closer examination, reveals an operation slab, uh table. The room is dark and damp. Musty smells of rotted corpuses fill nis nostrils. |
| He tried to raise his head but the metal chains prevented him from doing so. He stared at the room as he noticed a swarm of flies circling him he looked down and saw a severed arm and head with flies all over them. He tried to break the chains but his strength was almost drained"All my systems seem to be running on empty". He sighed as Alex and the Destructo Bots entered the room"Did you have a good sleep Razorwing ha,ha,ha?" Alex moved over to him as he stared at him"I've got a little operation planned for you but don't worry it won't hurt...much that is ha,ha,ha". Alex motioned for the Destructo Bots to leave as he smirked"Look at you Razorwing don't you feel weak and pathetic?" |
Uni felt helpless, she sensed Razor was in trouble. "Come on baby!" she thought. " Fight, I'll try to help you from here." Razorwing smiled. He knew Uni wouldn't let him down. "I'm in some makeshiff operation room, there's severed limbs here, and Alex is here too." He messaged to Uni. Uni, still not up to full power, smiled because she had an idea. She hoped that it would work. "Hunipo laez gowne jiprt mastico!" She said. Razor watched as the severed head rose and flew around Alex. Taunting him. "What the hell is going on here?" Announced Alex. "What ever do you mean? I don't see anything weird going on here." Said Razor. |
| Alex hit the table in anger as he smiled"Oh I get it now your little fairy girlfriend must be doing this,well don't worry we'll be taking care of her soon enough". He turned to walk away when Razor concentrated all his reserve power on the chains and broke free. "Not so fast jackass!"he punched Alex in the face as he grabbed the device from Alex's sleeve and stared at it. "So this is how you were able to drain me of my powers eh?"Razor smiled as he threw it against the wall shattering it into a million pieces. "Sorry about that"Alex looked at him in anger as Razor smiled"Now it's your turn to pay jackass for all the hell you've put me and Uni through!" Alex held his hands up to his face as he pleaded for his life"Please Razorwing don't kill me I'll let your little girlfriend go if that's what you want". He placed his hand on small switch as Razor grabbed his arm and twisted it"I didn't say you could touch anything did I?" Alex lowered his hand from the switch as Razor stared at him"I used to look up to you,hell I even respected you but now look at yourself". "A pathetic little man with dreams of world domination quite frankly master you sicken me!" He smashed the computer as he grabbed the electrical wires and recharged his systems. Alex shook his head as Razor stood before him fully recharged with hatred in his eyes. He made his way towards Alex as Uni called out to him"Help me Razor! they're trying to kill me". Razor kicked the door down as he looked back at his creator"If anything happens to Uni your ass is mine!" |
Uni was trying to muster up some of her strength to fight the Wobbledrag that the Trolls let loose on her. Trolls were watching as the Wobbledrag grabbed Uni in it's claws and ripped her chains free from the dungeon wall. "Uni my love, I'm coming to save you." Razor thought. Uni picked up Razor's thought and replyed, "Hurry please." The wobbledrag lift Uni close to it's mouth. Slobber dripped from it's teeth onto her face. It's eyes red as fire. Claws poking Uni's ribs. "Lovwkau Jilkflr sewbkr Ol" She shouted. Nothing happened. "Pimfpr noiee Jidore hstee Lis" She tried. Again, nothing happened. The Wobbledrag lifts her to it's mouth, licks her, and puts her inside. |
| Razor ran as fast as he could as he followed her signal on his radar"Come on Uni hang on just a few more seconds!" He turned the corner and entered the room as he saw the creature putting Uni in it's mouth. Razor's eyes turned solid red as he ran towards the creature with axe in hand"Get away from her jackass!" He sliced the creature's stomach as it cried out and pain and dropped Uni into Razor's awaiting arms. He looked at her as he held her hand"Uni my love are you ok?"she nodded as he layed her on the floor and focused his attention back towards the creature. He changed his body's density as he increased his weight to 10 tons and smiled. "Come here creature and try to swallow me!"the creature lowered it's head and swallowed him as Uni cried out. "Razor no! what have you done?"she stared at the creature as Razor's fists broke through it's chest and he walked out carrying a still-beating heart. He layed the heart down on the floor as he stomped it to pieces and hurled the axe at the creature splitting it in two. Uni ran over and hugged him tightly as he wiped the blood from her face"Nobody messes with you and gets away with it love". She smiled as she kissed his cheek"Thanks for saving me"Razor bowed his head as he smiled"Anytime love..anytime". |
The trolls surround the two of them, spears pushed up against their necks. A set of hands clapping. "Bravo! Razorwing to the rescue." Alex said. "You're quite the gentleman. Coming to save the poor little fairy girlfriend who can't defend herself." Uni stared deeply into Alex's eyes. The anger was setting in. A red beam of laser escaped her eye, slicing off Alex's right forearm. Razor looked at Alex's arm and said "A round of applause for the lady please.""Alex, no need for you to clap, you haven't got the hands to do it with." "Ha Ha Ha"! Razor turned to Uni, just as she collapsed to the ground. Troll guards surround her. Razorwing reaches for her, but fails as he is surrounded by Troll guards himself. "Uniquey! Uniquey! He yelled. No answer. She has drained all her power out on this piece of shit Alex. Razor fell to his knees, vowing to get Alex's ass for what he has done to them. The Troll guards drag Uni off to an unknown place. Razor sheds a tear. |
| Alex orders the Destructo Bots to attack as Razor finds himself outnumbered. He fought with all his might trying desperately to reach Alex to snap his freakin throat. After a few well placed blasts Razor fell back down on the ground"Damn another system malfunction". He closed his eyes as Alex smiles"Now take Razorwing back to the lab I've still got an operation to perform ha,ha,ha". Razor awoke a few hours later as he found himself once again strapped to the operating table. "I'm sorry Uni I've failed you!"he called out to her as Alex entered the room. "So Razorwing you admit that your a complete and utter failure"Razor stared at him as Alex walked over and sat down next to him. "When I created you I thought that you were superior in every way possible but you're really not". Alex grabbed Razor's arm as he continued"You have a lof of power at your disposal but you have one major flaw". "And that would be?"Alex smiled as he pointed towards his chest"You care about people,and robots with emotions are inferior!" Razor tried to break free as Alex laughed"You're pathetic and so inferior that quite frankly you make me sick!" He struck Razor in the face with a hammer as he pointed towards the nearby monitor. "You're almost as pathetic as your little girlfriend ha,ha,ha"Razor watched a group of trolls take turns pounding her with sticks as he used every ounce of his energy to break the table in two. Alex tried to run but was overpowered by an angry Razor"You sick bastard you're going to pay now and I swear if Uni is hurt your days of walking are over!" Razor grabbed Alex as he threw him through a nearby glass window,glass fragments went everywhere as Razor's eyes turned fiery red. "Everyone that's resposible for this will pay because now I just don't give a damn anymore!" Razor kicked the door down as his onboard systems started replenishing themselves. He stored a huge amount of backup energy in his generators in case of any power failures before heading out to find Uni. 4 troll guards blocked the entrance to the dungeon as Razor snapped ther bodies in two and busted the door down. 3 more trolls attacked but were overpowered by an enraged Razorwing"I'll kill you all!" He ripped out their hearts as he grabbed a large beam and ran it through the next wave of trolls impaling them. Blood spewed everywhere as Razor continued his onslaught be-heading 2 more trolls before the Destructo Bots intervenued. Razor stared at them with a look of pure hatred as he clutched his fists"You want a piece of me then come get some!" They flew towards Razor as he concentrated all his power and shot a enormous blast of energy from his chest. The shockwave destroyed the Destructo Bots outtershells as Razorwing moved in for the kill. He grabbed them one by one as he ripped them apart and threw their remains in the dumpster. Razor stared at Uni's bloody face as he rushed to her side"Uni my love speak to me!" Uni opened her eyes as she whisphered"I knew you'd come for me love you always do". |
"Where's Alex?" Asked Uni. "I don't care anymore. I'm going to destroy him for hurting my beautiful Uni." He will pay, I promise you that." He held her tightly as he helped her to her feet. She staggered, as he helped hold her up. He swept her up in his arms, looked at her precious face and kissed her lips. "Mmm.. I love you my sweet Uni." "As do I love you my dear Razor." He carried her to a small cave and built a fire with his lasers. He walked down to the water and brought some back and tended to her wounds. She rested for two days while Razor stayed by her side, planning their next move on Alex and his evil hord of creatures. Uni opened her eyes to an awaiting and watchful Razorwing. "Ouch! my head hurts." She stated. "Don't move around too much my love, you are not fully healed." "Can I get you anything?" Asked Razor. "Water please, I'm very thirsty." "You got it my love. Wait here." He said. He walked down to the water and filled Uni's small pouch. He turned and walked back toward the cave, when he heard Uni scream. |
| He ran back towards the cave as he found a tiny piece of paper nailed to the wall marked"Read". He ripepd it from the wall as he started reading it"How foolish of you to think I would forget about your precious Uni". "I've taken her to my secret lair and it's up to you to find out where it is". Razor shook his head as he read the last line"You have 24 hours to rescue her so use your time wisely inferior". Razor hit the wall in frustration as he stared up towards the sky"I'll find you my love even if it means my own death!" |
Razor sat down on a boulder and tuned his senses in on Uni. He kept calling her name in his head, hoping she could respond. Time was ticking away quickly. He stood up and paced between the boulder and the cave entrance. "AARRGGGGG!!!!!, Uni I'll find you!" He yelled as loud as he could. Finally he picked up a small scent of her. It wasn't her vital signs, he smelled her blood. He turned all of his other senses off, except for his smelling unit. Opened his wings and took flight toward Uni's scent. Back at the secret lair, Uni awoke, when she heard Razorwing scream. She tried to send a message to him, but the lair has some kind of force field blocking any communication between the two of them. She finds herself on the butcher slab operation table, not the same as Razors, this one was more like a sacrificing slab. Made of rocks and stones. Small gutters for catching and directing blood flow for collection. Next to the slab of sacrifice, laid a huge curviuos knife. She turned her head to the other side, and saw the dead red unicorn on another slab. |
| Razor continued to track her following her scent as 2 large birds attacked him. "I don't have time to fool around bird boys!"he fired his laser cannon at them ripping them apart. They fell to the ground in a pool of blood as Razor shook his head"No more Mister Nice Guy!" He flew near a large mountain as his sensers detected something inside"Uni must be in here so time to make me a door". He drew back his fists as 3 large rock creatures appeared before him with club in hand. He shook his head as he pulled out his axe and stared at them"Alright step right up and show me what you got!" He avoided 2 of their club swipes but the 3rd connected,knocking him hard up against the side of the mountain. He threw his axe towards them as he managed to cut one of their arms off"Ok guys now that you've got my full attention lets see what you got!" Razor landed on a nearby cliff as he drew his blasters and fired"Here choke on this for a little while!" He fired a barrage of blasts at them but to no avail"Damn you guys have some really thick hides don't ya?" He shook his head as one of the rock creatures grabbed him by the throat and started choking the life out of him. Razor changed his body density to 30 tons as the rock creatures'arm fell off and hit the ground with a thud. "It's my turn to pound on you some now jackass"he punched a hole through the rock creatures'chest as he picked him up and hurled him into the others. "Looks like I'll have to pick up the spare!"he held his hands out as he fired a huge kinetic warhead towards them completely destroying them. He reached down and grabbed his axe as he flew back over to the mountain and punched a huge hole in it. "I'm coming love don't give up!"he flew inside as he checked his systems and then headed off to find Uni. |
Uni screamed as Alex came at her with the knife. "Stop yelling you bitch! I'm not going to kill you yet, Razor your boyfriend still has 4 hours left to find you. So shut the fuck up!" Said Alex. Uni calmed down, concentrated, she was gaining most of her powers back, because of the rest she got in the cave. She looked at the poor dead animal lying on the other slab. "Poor beautiful animal. I can't believe he just killed you in cold blood." She thought. "If only I could.." Suddenly Uni shouted out, "Reprisla lonety askide wkdijhr alaoe eksidjr!" "That hocus pocus bullshit will get you nowhere in here, so shut up!" Said Alex. The unicorn moved it's leg and tail slightly. Uni saw out of the corner of her eye. "Reprisla lonety askide wkdijhr alaoe eksidjr!" "Fade to white!" She shouted again. The unicorn changed to pink again, moving both front legs and it's tail flying around. Alex looked at Uni, "Stop that!" "You have no where to go and no one to save you." Alex felt a tap on his shoulder. "Here's Jonny!" Razor said as he punched Alex in the face knocking him down. |
| Alex wiped the blood away from his mouth as Razor stared at him"I warned you what would happen if you messed with Uni didn't I?" Alex laughed as he replied"I'll mess with anyone I choose inferior!"Razor grabbed him by the throat as his eyes turned red. "I don't think so you see all this ends now!"Razor starts to break his neck when Uni calls out to him. "We've got company"Razor released his grasp on Alex as he shook his head"I knew you'd come to save your precious Uni so I invited a few guests!" Razor picked him up and threw him against the wall as he grabbed Uni and kissed her gently. "Are you alright my love?"she nodded as Razor watched the enemies get closer"I'll take care of them ok?" Uni shook her head as she grabbed his hand"I'm not going anywhere I'm going to stay here and fight with you". Razor shook his head as Uni placed her finger to his lips"It's not going to do you any good to argue so you might as well just give in". |
Uni grabbed the Poldragon that was attempting an attack on her. She lifted it high in the air, and threw it against the unicorns horn, impaling it. "Uni, where'd you get such strength?" Razor asked. "Razor my love, I got the power!" The fresh blood from the Poldragon dripped into the mouth of the unicorn. Awakening it. The unicorn was faintly pink, almost white now. It jumped up from the table in which it laid. Razorwing got his blasters out and fired at 5 Goddetkuhs, tearing their scaly flesh apart. 3 Thunderflicks attack him from behind. "Behind you Razor!" Uni shouted. Razor raised his wings and turned around, decapitating all three Thunderflicks. "Thanks love, I owe you one." "Pimdhee asosle usmnep juk!" Uni shouted. As 6 Worma sils tried to attack her. They all rose high up in the air, in a giant bubble. "Damn Uni, you got some new moves, I like them." Razor said. "I'm surprising myself, you know?" Uni replied. "Where's that bastard Alex at?" asked Razorwing. He and Uni are back to back looking around for Alex. All they see is the white unicorn in the corner with Alex pleading to be let go. |
| Razor hurled his axe slicing 4 more thunderflicks as he ran towards Alex with a look of pure hatred in his eyes. Uni chanted another phrase"Nilsa vasca bil nalsato!"as 3 slime creatures turned to ash. "That's what I'm talking about"she smiled as she turned around to see Alex sitting in a corner surrounded by both Razor and the unicorn. A large Metal Bot rose from beneath the ground as it grabbed Uni by the throat. "Help me love!"she cried out as Razor's eyes lit up fiery red"I'm coming Uni my love!" He kicked the bot to the ground as Uni chanted a magical phrase"Floatascious alacerinis". A bright white force field surrounded her as Razor continued to battle the Metal Bot. He punched the robot's head off it's shoulders as he hurled it's body out of the lair and over the cliff below. "See ya next fall jackass!"Uni floated over to Alex as she stared at the unicorn. |
"Now, now!" She said. "Don't you wish you were nicer to my unicorn friend?" "I have no regrets!" Said Alex. "Oh, that's where you're wrong!" Replied Razor. "I'm not wrong! I still have some tricks up my preverbal sleeve." Alex stated as 16 Dragonbots arrive at the lair. "You're such an asshole Alex!" Uni said. "Dragonbots attack them!" Alex shouted. "Here we go again my love!" Razor shouted. The unicorn charged the Dragonbots, knocking 3 to the ground. He bucked his front legs up and stomped down on the 3 Dragonbots crushing thier chests. "Good show man!" Shouted Razor as he spread his wings for an air attack. Uni grabbed the curvey dagger from the sacrifice slab, and sliced Alex's only arm left. Cupped her hands underneath and collected his blood. Bringing her hands to her mouth, she drank his blood. "What the fuck are you doing you crazy bitch?" Asked Alex. She lokked into his eyes and stared at him. She swallowed the blood. Seconds later she screamed. Razor looked at her. She was different, she was no longer that sweet alloy faced fairy. Her body started melting to a pool of goo on the floor. The goo changed colors from blue to red. Then the goo spread out across the floor. "Uni!" Razor started. "What's going on here?" Razor was so enraged and hurt, he let loose his laser eyes on the remaining Dragonbots. Burning giant holes into them. "Duck Razor!" Alex shouted. Razor turned and ducked. Looking at Alex, and saw two of him. One still in the corner, the other where Uni once stood. "Uni?" He asked as he looked at the Alex where she once was. |
| He stared at them as the Alex on the left smiled"Well done love"Razor shook his head as he replied"Uni what have you done?" "I drank the blood of this jackass so I could see the world through his eyes". Razor stared at the other Alex with a look of hatred as Uni intervenued"I've seen how this man views life and how much his heart is filled with greed". "Well then I say we finish him off after all nobodys going to miss this punkass!" Razor drew his blasters as he aimed them towards Alex"Stop Razor if you kill him then you'll kill me as well". Razor lowered his guns as Uni responded"I know how much you dispise him Razor but can you honestly kill him in cold blood?" "Why not after all I was designed to be a Killing Machine right Master?"Alex spit at him as he shook his head"You were nothing more than a reject Razorwing". Razor hit the wall as he stared at him"Change back to your original form Uni so that I can do what I was destined to do". Razor walked up to Alex as he looked down at him"I should have killed you a long time ago". Alex laughed as Uni grabbed Razor's arm"I know it's hard but please try and control yourself ok love?" Razor nodded as he walked back to his original spot"So now that you've seen how bad a man Alex truly is will you turn back to normal and be the Uni I know and love?" |
"I can't so that just yet. I must stay in this form for 24 hours, at which time I'll change into my original self. No alloy face, my scars will return." She said. "I don't care what you will look like, as long as it's no longer Alex's image you are." Suddenly incoming Twizzleforts atack by air! The unicorn fired bolts of electricity through the air, shocking a couple, but they kept coming. Razor spread his wings to shield Uni/Alex. "I can take care of myself love." She said. "You take those 4 on the left, I'll take the 3 on the right." "You better believe it!" Razor said. He threw his axe at the 4 Twizzleforts slicing a huge gash in them all. Uni/Alex spit her poisoned blood upon her three, as she chanted, "Pokuud mmsiisn mrokjsh!" They imploded themselves, blood and guts fly everywhere, drenching all in the room. |
| Razor stared at Alex as he sighed"You're responsible for all of this!" Alex laughed as Uni intervuened"We can talk about this later right now we've got to go back to the cave and recharge". Razor nodded as he stared at Uni"I can't wait until I can see your lovely face again love". "Soon love all will be as it once was"Razor nodded as 5 large tiger creatures broke through the wall. "Allow me to introduce you to my newest creations the Swifto Bots ha,ha,ha"Razor stared at Alex with a look of disgust as he drew his blasters. "Get going Uni I'll hold them off ok?"Uni nodded as she grabbed Alex and jumped on the unicorn's back. "What about you?"Razor stared at her as he replied"I'll be ok we'll meet back at the cave ok?" Razor grabbed Alex by the neck as he spoke"If anything happens to Uni I swear I'll kill you!" Alex laughed as the unicorn took off towards the cave,Razor stared at his opposition as he smiled. "I'd really love to stay here with you guys but sometimes you don't get what you want!" Razor pulled out a plasma grenade as he hurled it towards them and took flight"See ya in hell!" He hoovered in mid-air as he watched Alex's secret lair crumble to the ground"Ah well all good things must come to an end". |
Uni kept looking up to see Razor following, but with all the smoke and rubble from the explosion, it was useless. The unicorn galloped onward to the cave, while Alex's body draped over it's back. "You know, it doesn't have to end like this?" Alex said to Uni. "What are you talking about?" Asked Uni. "I'm talking about this thing you have for that dumbass Razorwing." "Why do you dislike Razorwing so much?" "Oh, I don't dislike him, I HATE him!" "Because he tried to kill you?" Asked Uni. "Pllllith" He said shaking the unicorns tail out of his mouth. "No, because he couldn't go with the plans, he had to have EMOTIONS!" Emotions sre for the weak minded, and weak hearted!" "Razorwing looked up to you at one point, doesn't that matter?" He turned his head and looked her in the eye, as she bent down close to him. He said to her in a calming, soothing voice.. "You've seen my greed, my pain. Yet you still take his side. Is it for the love you two share, or do you hate me, for being me?" "I..I'm not sure. I..I don't know you, except from what Razor has told me. I do know, that you cannot be this bad, but yet I've seen it all unfold before me." Alex looked Uni in the eye and said, "Razor is the evil one, not me!""Remember, he tried to kill me?" |
| Uni shook her head as they entered the cave and waited for Razor to arrive"He's the bad one Uni I was just trying to help the world". "By trying to build Killing Machines"Alex shook his head as he replied"Are you really that naive?" "Razorwing tried to kill me remember?"Uni sat down on the rock and stared at the unicorn as Alex sat down beside her. "He'll try to kill me again you know"Uni shook her head as she answered"Razor wouldn't do that he's too good of a person to". Alex cut her off in mid-sentence as he smiled"To what kill me?"he laughed a little as he stared at her. "Razorwing was designed to be the very best hunter do you honestly believe that he wouldn't be cold-blooded enough to kill me". "Stop it I don't want to listen to you anymore!"Uni walked out of the cave and stared up at the sky as Alex smiled. |
"Where is he at?" "He should have been here by now!" Uni said. She looked up waiting for Razors return. Alex still smiling inside the cave, thought, "Hmm.. my plan to manipulate Uni, seems to get her thinking at least. I'll try talking some more." "Uni?" "Can we please talk?" Asked Alex. "Let me explain things to you. I've known him longer then you have, hell I created him. I know what makes him tick." Uni tried to ignore Alex, as he approached her. He only made it within a few feet, as the white unicorn stood between them. "I can't make you believe me," started Alex, "but I can try to convince you." "I know it's hard to understand what my plans are, but you turned into me, hell you still are me. Before you change back, please I beg of you, please go back and see how I treated Razorwing, and how he responded to me, his creator?" Said Alex. |
| Uni shook her head as she replied"Fine if it will shut you up I will!"she closed her eyes as she made her way through Alex's past. She saw everything from when Razorwing was created to the day he attempted to kill Alex. "You see my dear Razor is an inferior and he doesn't deserve to even live!"Uni opened her eyes as she replied"I have to talk to Razor immediately!" She ran out of the cave in tears as Alex smiled"The images in my head aren't exactly accurate but then again who really cares ha,ha,ha". Alex continued to talk to himself when Razor appeared before him"Where the hell is Uni?" "She went out of the cave didn't you see her?"Razor shook his head as Alex smiled"I hope it wasn't anything I said". Razor stared at him as he clutched his fists"Just shut the hell up and leave me and Uni alone got it!" Alex laughed as Razor walked out of the cave and headed down the path towards the small creek. He smiled as he walked over and sat down beside her"See I told you I'd make it back safe and sound". |
"What's wrong my love?" "Why the tears?" Razor asked. "Why do you tell me lies?" Uni replied. "Lies?" "I'd never tell you lies." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about the way you tried to brutally murder a poor defenseless man." "Uni, I don't understand.""What are you talking about?" He asked in the confusion. She finally looked at Razorwing, her eye red with hatred. "Why did you try to kill me?" She shouted at him. "What ae you talking about, Uni?""What did Alex tell you?" She stood up and slapped Razorwing's face. "How dare you think of me as a liar!" "Uni, you have got to believe me, not Alex." "I love you, from the first time we met on the ship to the island." "Bullshit!" "You couldn't love anyone or anything!" She argued. He touched her arm, she pulled away. "I saw the way you treated Alex, your creator, your master." She said. "You should have loved him for making you. For without him you would not exist." "Uni, I don't know what happened when I was gone, but he has told you lies." "He has turned the tables somehow." "It was not me that persued the death of the world, it was Alex." "Poppycock!" she said. "Prove it to me." "Show me the love you say you have." "Tell me when you first fell in love with me on the ship." |
| Razor looked at her as he smiled"I've loved you ever since I first saw you board that ship". "You were so beautiful and very independant you wanted to prove to everyone just how tough you were". "Remember the day you kicked that lumbering Jarvi's ass?"Uni nodded as Razor continued. "You had a certain aura surrounding you that seemed to draw people to you"Uni stared at him as she smiled. "I remember the first day I saw you too Razor"she smiled as she stared at the water. "You were such a dominating presence everyone had a look of fear in their eyes everytime you walked by". Razor smiled as he replied"But not you Uni you stood up to me and showed me that you didn't fear me". "That's when I knew that I loved you and would do anything to protect you"Uni shook her head as she answered"I'm so confused". Razor stared at her as he replied"I've never lied to you Uni and I'm not lying to you right now either". |
"I believe you now Razor." "I don't know what came over me." She said "Alex was trying to cause us problems!" "I'll make him pay for that!" "No, I have an idea." She said. "Let's make him believe we fought, two can play his game." Uni replied. "What do you have in mind love?" |
| Uni whisphered her plan in his ear as Razor smiled"Oh yeah this could be fun". Uni smiled as she ran back to the cave "So you finally decided to come back did you?" Uni nodded as Alex smiled"You don't have to tell me that you belive me because it's written all over your face". Uni sat down next to him as Alex smiled"Let's join forces and destroy that inferior!" "Uni stared at him as she smiled"Alright I think I know a good way to do just that". Alex nodded as Uni crossed her arms"Well tell me then"Alex pleaded as Uni shook her head. "Patience my dear after all the best plans aren't formulated in mere seconds right?" Alex nodded as Uni smiled"This plan is going to have to be carefully thought out after all Razor is no rookie he's very intelligent and cunning". Alex laughed as he smiled"Razorwing is nothing I created him I should know right?" Uni turned her head as she replied"I suppose so"Alex shook his head as he answered"What's that supposed to mean?" "I only meant that you may have created Razor but he's not the same as he once was". "He's quite cunning and very dangerous now"Alex stared at her as he replied"He's not as cunning as me and I'll prove it!" |
"Why don't you conjure up a new, bad-ass beast?" Said Alex. "I know you got the power to do that." "Naw, Razor would see right through a new beast." "Well Uni, have you got a plan yet? Asked Alex. "I told you, in due time." "I have to be cunning as well." Just then there was a comotion outside the cave. Razorwing was fighting with 2 Reguplores. These half anteater and half alagator creatures were very strong and gave Razor a run for his money. As usual though Razor came through in the end. He swung his axe high in the air and let it fly, slicing the necks of the 2 Reguplores. Blood gurggled for their wounds, but they did not die. Their blood seemed to form another creature. The pool of blood started to slide inward. All droplets magnitizing their way back together. forming a hideous blob like monster. The blob had huge razor-sharp fangs, and a black hole type stomach, as it moved toward Razor and sucked in everything in it's way, rocks, bushes, and Razors axe. "What the hell?" Said Razor confused. Uni came out of the cave, and watched the blob inch it's way closer to Razor. "Uni, help me please!" Razor shouted. All he heard was an evil laughter ring out from her mouth. |
| Razor looked at her in disbelief as she chanted a new phrase"Alivicious vilnos!" And with that Razor disappeared in a cloud of smoke"Ha,ha,ha you've done it!" Uni smiled as she replied"Of course Alex did you ever doubt my true intentions?" Alex shook his head as he smiled"Of course not you're truly a very formidable ally". Uni smiled as she turned her head"Now that I've done something nice for you I exect the same in return". Alex nodded as he smiled"Of course name your price"Uni shook her head as she replied"I don't want money I want you to tell me all about this plan of yours". Alex shook his head as he answered"And what plan would that be?"Uni sat down next to him as she smiled. "Come on Alex I know all about it I've got all your thoughts and feelings remember?" He smiled as he nodded"Then you should already know what I have planned"Uni stared at him as she spoke. "Well your thoughts are beginning to fade and things are becoming much less clear so why don't you tell me". Alex shook his head as he laughed"Alright I think I will you see Uni I've been secretly completing an army of robotic assassins each with an assigned target". Uni nodded as Alex continued"I have focused on mainly great fighters that way I'll be assured to win the prize money". "So that's why you wanted Razor out of the picture you were afraid of his fighting skills weren't you?" Alex laughed as he shook his head"I don't fear Razorwing he's inferior...I mean he was inferior ha,ha,ha". "Anyways I need the prize money to create new Destruction Chips"Uni shrugged her shoulders as she replied"Destruction Chips what are those?" "Think of an army of robots who are complete opposites of Razorwing and you should have your answer". "I see but aren't you getting a little carried away"Alex shook his head as he grinned"What are you talking about?" "I think she's referring to me punkass!"Alex looked in shock as Razor stood before him. "But I thought you were"Razor smiled as he stared at him"What dead not quite but I'm afraid you may not have the same luck". Alex tried to crawl away as Razor grabbed him by the throat"I'm not going to kill you but I am going to stop those robots from hurting anyone". Razor threw Alex against the wall knocking him out as Uni smiled"What are we waiting for?" "Listen Uni maybe you should stay here I mean"she stopped him in mid-sentence as she smiled. "I'm going with you besides that little invisibility spell worked pretty well didn't it?" Razor nodded as he smiled"Alright then let's go kick some ass love!" |
Uni put a spell on the unicorn, so it would be able to withstand any thing Alex could dishout when he awoke. She also put a spell on Alex. "Digfmdsukl lopsmfiie!" She said. "Love , what was that spell all about?" Said Razor. "Oh just a little spell to keep him on ice while we twart his plans." "Oh, you iced him, cool." They gave each other a little kiss, and spread their wings and took off for the lair of Destructo Bots, and get those chips. |
| Razor used his tracking scope to pick up energy patterns as Uni kept watch for any unnvited guests. Razor smiled as he ponted down towards the ground"It's underneath the ground over there". Uni nodded as they landed and prepared to make an entrance"Look out Razor we've got company!" Razor turned his head to see 5 large reptilian creatures"Looks like these Dinophats want their asses kicked!" Uni smiled as she threw some powder towards them and chanted"Herisili Ariticki Vizay!" The ground began to split as Razor smiled"What was that?"Uni smiled as the ground swallowed the creatures. "It was my don't piss me off spell"Razor smiled as he kissed her cheek"Well then let's go kick some more ass then!" Uni nodded as they flew down and entered the underground facility"Well well looks like Alex could use an interior decorator". |
They searched underground for the Destructo Bots, all they found were a dozen tunnels leading different directions. "We can cover more ground if we split up my love." Said Razorwing. "You got that right, I'll take the left sides, you take the rights? Uni replied. "I'm flying high above my love, you be careful?" "I will be careful, you do the same?" She flew down the tunnels on the left, inspecting the sides of the tunnels as she went. The sides shimmered, glossy like mirrors, and she saw her face. She was almost back to herself. Half of her face was that of her, and the other that of Alex. She stopped and looked deeply into the mirrored sides. A pair of Rockoid arms reached out behind her and tried to pull her into the wall. She tried to scream for help, but the grip of the Rockoid was entirely too strong for her. |
| Razor sensing Uni was in trouble took off to find her"Uni my love where are you?" He kept calling out to her until he reached the room with the mirrors"There's something very strange about this place". He turned on his plasma scope as he searched for traces of Uni"Uni was definetely in this room and something tells me that someone/something is behind her disappearance. He looked at one of the mirrors as he noticed a small light source within it's interior. He smiled as he threw his axe and shattered it"Oops looks like I made a mess ha,ha". He walked over the glass shards as he looked down"An elevator shaft and me without an elevator whatever shall I do?" He smiled as he opened his wings and descended into the shaft"Hold on Uni I'm coming!" |
The elevator shaft seemed to on down forever, but Razor hurried along. Sending Uni messages along the way. Finally he reached the kair of the Rockoids. These hideous looking rocks with arms and eyes of steel, had Uni locked inside a cage hanging above a 1000 foot fall and spikes along the floor below. They had clipped her wings, so flying out was not an option. Razor had to think. |
| Razor looked around as he noticed the large chain connecting the cage to the wall. "If I throw my axe at the right angle I should be able to cut the chain and fly underneath and grab Uni". He continued to go through the steps of his plan as he sighed"But one wrong move could be disastarous for her can I risk it?" He stared the Rockoids with a look of disgust as he decided to go through with his master plan". He used his stealth skills to sneak by un-noticed as he held his axe tightly and shook his head. "I'm here for ya Uni and I'm not going to let anything happen to ya!"he took one final glance at the cage as he hurled his axe towards the chain. The chain split in half as Uni's cage fell towards the spikes"Hang on Uni I'm coming!" Razor used every bit of speed he had to fly underneath the cage and carry it to safety. "Thank goodness you're safe"he whisphered as he smashed the cage door in two and hugged Uni. "I knew you'd rescue me Razor"he smiled as the Rockoids surrounded them"Well save the thanks Uni cause I haven't quite saved you yet!" |
The Rockoids grabbed Razor and squeezed him tightly. One went to grab for Uniquey, as she yelled out.. "Poundhe usjel swlemm!" And disappeared. Razorwing seemed to disappear as well. The Rockoids were dumbfounded. Just then, 3 plasma bombs were thrown toward them and exploded on contact. Blowing gigantic holes in all of them. Three more got up after the blast and grabbed Razor, whose invisibilty spell was running out of him, thus making him catchable. Once again the Rockoids have a rock hard grip on Razor, squeezing him tightly. Uni with brute strength, and a little magic, picks up one of the two cage sides and hurls it at the Rockoids. |
| They fall to the ground as Razor smiled"Very nice Uni"she smiled as she flew over and kissed his cheek. "Well you're always saving me so I thought it was time to repay the favor". He smiled as he kissed her softly"Hold that thought ok?"he pulled out his blasters as 3 more Rockoids appeared before them. "So love who's going to save who this time?"she shook her head as she threw some powder towards them and chanted"Sawbladius Maximus!" A large saw blade covered the ground as it cut the rock creatures in half"Well well Uni my love your powers never cease to amaze me". |
"Thank you love, but we are not out of danger yet, Look over there." She sid as she pointed toward the entrance to the elevator. There were 12 Wizardoes, sporting long, grey beards, briaded with razorblades. Thin, lanky fingers, with thick, steel icepick type fingernails. Evil red eyes, staring holes in the walls behind Razorwing and Uniquey. Beside the Wizardoes inside a cage, lay the unicorn. Slash marks deeply embedded the animal. Blood trickled out of the holes made by the icepick fingernails in the unicorn. "Well, I guess the two of you think you're pretty fucking smart?" Said Alex standing beside the cage and the Wizardoes. |
| Razor held his axe up as he smiled"Pretty much you see we beat you at your own game punksass!" Alex stared at him with a smile"Ha,ha do you actually believe that you've won?" Alex shook the cage as he stared at Uni"This poor unicorn will be but a memory if you don't obey me!" Uni shook her head as Razor replied"We're not going to be your pawns anymore give it up you've already lost!" Alex laughed as he pointed towards a large generator hanging near the ceiling. "Do you see that?"they nodded as Alex continued"That generator is my latest creation". "It stores matter and creates new robots ever second soon the world will be made up of nothing but robots ha,ha,ha". Razor clutched his fists as he shook his head"You're insane besides I'm going to put an end to your new toy right this minute!" Razor hurled his axe at the machine as it bounced off and hit the ground"What in the hell?" Alex smiled as he spoke"Did you really think it would be that easy Razorwing ha,ha?" "I'm going to destroy you both for what you've done to me and then the world as you know it will be changed forever ha,ha,ha!" |
Uni stood up, and ran toward Alex, stopping only feet away from him. Tears forming in her eyes. "You son of a bitch Alex!" She said as she poked his chest with her finger. "I'm not afraid of you anymore. I know how you think for christ's sake, remember?" "Indeed I do, but you forget, I am more powerful then some stupid little fairy." Said Alex. "Really Uni, get a fucking clue, I lied about those thoughts, trying to get you and Razor to duel." "Mmmm.. that would have been delicious to see, but you screwed that one up too bitch." He reached up to slap her face with the back of his hand. Razor stopped him, inches from her face. "I wouldn't do that, see Uni might not care if you hit her, but I damn sure do. I love her!" Razor twisted Alex's arm behind his back. "Now would you like me to take your other arm away from you my creator?" |
| Name: Lilyanna of the Red Hair Age: 26 Weight: 125 Height: 5 foot 7 inches Appearance: Long strawberry blonde hair, pulled up in three braids on top of my head and fall down my back above my waist. Big dark brown eyes framed in thick eyelashes with a tattoo of ivy framing her right eye to wrap around her entire body. Wears a royal blue cape with magical powers of invisibility when pulled over her head. Half elf and half human. Special Abilities: Master archer with the power of telepathy. Weapons: Elven bow with poison tipped arrows. Weakness: Dragons, her best friend is one. Strength: Speed and deadly aim. Personality: A loner. Brash and easy to anger, but kind hearted…most of the time. Other: Has a debt to repay for her murdered family when she was but a little girl. “Let him go.” Razor and Uni swung around and stared into the darkness, searching for the master of the foreign voice, only finding silence. After a time they looked at each other and shrugged and Razor lifted Alex’s arm higher. “Now about your other arm.” “I said let him go.” Her voice was thick and low, almost a whisper. “If you don’t do it now you will be eliminated.” Uni took a step into the darkness, straining her good eye to catch a glimpse of the intruder. Her hand slowly crept into velvet pouch at her side, fingers twitching with anticipation. “Who are you?” “Tell them Alex.” Alex stood motionless, blankly staring at the ground. “Tell them you bastard, or does it escape your tongue who I am?” Razor lifted Alex’s arm up a little more and he whimpered in pain. “You were asked a question.” Alex remained quiet even through the torture his capture was putting him through. “I do not need your help. Let him go.” “Why in the hell would I let him go? Obviously you did not see what has just transpired here.” Razor was fuming in anger. Funny how these emotions still grab hold of my thoughts. You think I would be used to it by now. Damn chip. His mind raced in his fury, almost making him forget about his nemesis in him hands. A flash of light shot past Razor’s head at lightning speed, smashing into the wall. Uni walked the short distance to the wall behind Razor and worked the slender object free and looked at it, bringing it to her nose to smell it. She wrinkled her noise and threw it back across the cavern. Poison arrow she mouthed to Razor. “Yes poison arrow, fairy. Now let him go or the next one will not be intentionally off target.” How did she know what I said? Uni questioned to herself. Because I hear from mind and mouth, I hear it all, The voice returned “You bitch! You silly little bitch, Lilyanna!” Alex raved at the darkness, struggling in Razor’s grip. “You will never be rid of me!” “Shut your trap you fucking bastard!” Lilyanna stepped from out of the darkness into the pale light, bow cocked ready, aiming at Alex’s chest. “You die this night demon.” Razor and Uni stared at the woman before them, than looked at each other, than back to Lilyanna. Her face was contorted in rage and she rapidly walked a short distance to place the arrow’s tip in front of Alex’s eyes. “I still want to know who you are and why for gods sake we should let this wretch go.” Uni asked, eyebrows raised. She absent-mindedly stepped in between Razor and Lilyanna protectively. “My name is Lilyanna of the Red Hair and I have been following you for some time. I know who you are Razorwing and I knew that Alex would want a chance for retribution after you tried to kill him before. I came in with three other groups for this contest hoping you would lead me to this slimy bastard here.” Lilyanna shoved the bow and arrow toward Alex’s face once more, stretching it back farther. “I have been with you through dinosaurs, snakemen, trolls, unicorns, destructo-bots, and those god awful Rockoids back there. As for why I want you to release him? I want him to die the horrible he insured my family got. ” Uni looked up at Lilyanna’s face, confusion wrinkling her youthful appearance. “Why didn’t you help us?” “I almost came when you attacked the dragon’s, but help you? I would have not. Dragon in my world are sacred friends who I have spent most of my lonely life befriending. Besides I don’t play well with others” “We can see that.” Razorwing snickered back. Lilyanna looked at Razor, eyes gleaming with hate. “Now, let him go.” “No! You don’t understand……” Uni screeched, raising her arms up to pull the bow and arrow from her Lilyanna’s hands. |
| Alex struggled to break free as Razor watched Uni and Lilyanna closely"Stop skirming punkass and enjoy the show". Uni grabbed the bow from Lilyanna's hand as she smiled"See we're all on the same side here and we all want Alex to pay for his crimes!" "Do you honestly think I didn't have a back-up plan!"Razor shook his head as he picked up a large energy reading on his radar. "Looks like we've got company!"Razor released his grip on Alex as he drew his blasters. "Look's like more of those damn Zingerbots"Uni nodded as Lilyanna grabbed her bow and fired 2 arrows towards them. The arrows pierced their armored bodies as they fell to their deaths"Piece of cake". Alex laughed as the room began to shake"What the hell is that?"Razor shook his head as he replied"I don't now Uni but whatever it is has a power rating registering off the scale". "It's my new enforcer Razorwing ha,ha,ha"the door swung open as a large giant Ape creature stared at them. "Would you look at that I've really got to hand it to ya master that's the ugliest giant I've ever seen". Alex shook his head as a large dragon swooped down and sat down beside him"This is my new Dragonoid he used to be but a mere dragon but thanks to my incredible scientific knowledge I've replaced half of his body with bionics". Lilyanna shook her head as she replied"How could you do that to a helpless dragon have you no heart bastard?" "I made him better besides I'm the one in control around here and all of you are but mere pawns in the chess game of life ha,ha,ha". Alex jumped on the dragon's back as he smiled"I do hope that Gigantus doesn't wear himself out killing all of you he can be very cranky sometimes". "It's been fun but I'm afraid it all ends here"Razorwing stared at him with a look of hatred as Alex smiled. "You've learnt a great deal Razor but you're still an inferior that's why you must die!" Alex laughed loudly as the dragon took off into the sky leaving Razor,Uni,and Lilyanna all alone with Alex's enforcer. |
| Uni clung to Razor as the enforcer came closer. "What the hell is that? Razor, I am not sure if we are going to be able to fight that thing?" "No problem!" Razor slipped his hand around uni's waist. "We've had bigger problems before." Lilyanna eyed her two new compainions closely than looked at the enforcer, eyes wide. "bigger than that?" she pointed and cocked her head toward the oncoming monster. Swing from mechanical arms, the ape came closer, breath of ice steaming from it's nose. Without warning the grinding gears came to a halt and the creature began to stand on it's hind legs, ripping a ear-shattering scream into the air. "Alright Ladies, looks like the fun begins...." The ape swung its fist down toward razor. "...now!" Lilyanna grabed Uni from Razors grasp just intime to see razor clasped in the apes closed fist. "Razor! No!" Uni struggled to get free of Lilyanna's grip and failed. "Let me go Lilyanna, I am going to make short work of this bastard!" "It will do you now good uni. This creature is immune to magic or posion. Razor must fight this one on his own." Uni stopped struggling and stared as razor was lifted off the ground. "I can't just let him go!" "We have bigger problems." Lilyanna pointed behind the enforcer. "We got company...." |
| "AND ....Cut!" Just then a video crew steps out into view and a bigwig from FOX stepped from behind the camera. "That is great babe, this is fabulous stuff, the fans are gonna eat it up. We can bleep out the swear words and the sex. But do me a favor sweety." he looked at Uni. "Cut out all the LOVEY-DOVEY CRAP!!" "If I want that I can watch a soap opera." "uh-oh, we are on on 5-4-3-2-and ACTION!!!!! |
| Razor punched the ape repeatedly as he attempted to knock him to the ground"Fall down already geez!" He pulled out his laser cannon as the ape creature swung him against the wall and growled angrily. Razor jumped back up to his feet as he fired several shots at the creature"Eat lasers jackass!" The ape cried out in pain as blood trickled down around his neck and stomach. Razor pulled out his axe as he stared at the wounded giant"This ends now creature!" He went in for the kill but a well placed shot to the back of the head by a troll knocked him to the ground. He hurled his axe through the troll's body as the ape grabbed him by the throat and swallowed him. He grabbed his blasters as he began blasting away inside the giant ape's stomach. He concentrated his eyes on the stomach walls until they finally gave way and he walked right out. The ape fell to the ground in agony as Razor grabbed his axe and held it above his head. He shook his head as he brought it down through the creature's skull and wiped the blood off his face. "There that will teach you to not swallow things that fight back now won't it?" Razor smiled as he looked around at the action taking place around him..... |
| Animal body parts were landing everywhere. He looked at Uni, who had a discusted look on her face. "Uni, are you ok?" he asked her. She looked at him, a dark, cold stare in her eye. Suddenly, she threw her hands in the air and chanted...... "Riddkem Plidsmd OOO,sddddl Looimskk!!" The camera crew and director rose into the air. Arms waving in distress, screaming loudly to be let down on the ground. "Ok, Uni.... let us down from here!" Shouted the director. "Uni!" Razor said with a slight smirk. "What are you doing?" "I happen to like the lovey dovey stuff, it's my part, and I wrote half the script. I'm keeping the dialogue the way it is. He don't like it, he can got straight to Hell, and I'll be glad to help send him there." Uni answered. |
| Lilyanna chuckled to herself. "I can't believe this!" Uni stood with her arms suspended in the air and gave a half smile. "I'm not playing well with others at the moment." Razor joined the duo and stood close to Uni, pulling her hands down to her sides gently. The crew fell from the air and came crashing down, moaning in pain. "Hun, please try and be nice." Uni pulled from his grasp and stared at Razor, fire flaming in her eyes. "Nice? you want me to be nice? After all we have been through and you want me to be nice?" "Your a peace fairy, Uni. Just relax." Lilyanna doubled over in laughter, trying to catch her breath. "Just let her have her fun Razor. These jackasse deserve it." "Thank you Lilyanna" Uni began to raise her hands again, "I think this time the color green will be a nice addition to thier features!" Razor sighed and stepped away from Uni, "If you insist on being a frightful little wench, than I have no other option but too..." "Too what Razor?" Uni raised her eyebrow. "To what? Leave?" "Well..." Razor thought for a moment, bringing his hand to rest under his chin. Lilyann was still doubled over laughing, "Exit stage left?" She roared with mirth, amused at her own pun. "It's not funny Lily" Uni and Razor said in unison. Somewhere off in the distance cracks and booms exploded, spouting fire to rain down on the trio. "What the hell was that?" Razor queried. |
| The heat of the battle had attracted it, just as it had hundreds of times before. The ship of the universes most perfect hunter had crashed into the nearby cave. Using it's many versions of heat and infered sensors the Predator cloaked itself and stepped outside. It stepped into the cave and searched for a worthy prize. ========================================== Razor looked around at a red dot that was floating around the room and it landed on the camera director's chest. He watched it move upto his forhead and the ditector knew what it was. He had directed the creatures first movie afterall. He started to say "Oh Shi..." before his head dissapeared in a pink mist. The group watched as the red dot moved around the room to find a new foe to vanquish. |
| Razor sighed as he shook his head"What the hell else can happen?"Uni shrugged as the predator appeared before them. "So this punkass is the one behind me losing my multi-million dollar contract eh?" Lily nodded as she replied"Sure looks that way Razor"he stared at the predator as he walked over towards him. The predator climbed back onto the wall as it stared at him"Listen jackass I know you're some sort of big shot around here but you just screwed me out of a lot of freakin money!" Razor pulled out his axe as he smiled"That director you just wiped out was my ticket to wealth and fame,and now my friend it's time to kick somebody's ass!" Razor's eyes turned red as he smiled"Looks like you'll do nicely, besides they say you're the best let's just test that theory shall we?" Razor stood ready to attack when the assistant director stopped him"Hold on Razor we've still got a lot of work to do". Uni stared at him as he lowered his axe"Ok I guess I just lost my head for a sec". Lily smiled as Razor walked over and joined her and Uni by the camera"Alright now that we're back on track let's try and finish this film shall we?" |
"Fine! I wrote half of the damn script, we keep what I say we keep, anyone got a problem with that?" Uni announced as she scanned the surrounding area, looking directly into their eyes, making sure that everyone understood. "Uni, we need to talk privately, lets go to the trailer for a minute." Razor said seriously. Uni rolled her eyes back as he grabbed her hand and led her to their trailer. He opened the door for her and they sat down on the couch. "Love, what the hell has got into you? why are you acting like Lily said, like a wench? His eyes looked at her confusingly. "Because, these directors are making me feel like Bruce Lee did when they made Kung Fu. Everyone knows that Lee made the story, but the damn directors and so forth, forced Lee out and put Keith in. I feel like I'm getting pushed out, and it's pissing me off. That's all." she explained. "Well, we don't have to worry about that now, do we? let's just go out there and finish this film so we can get paid and move on. Please sweetums? He gave her the puppydog eyes that always melted her heart. He leaned in and kissed her lips. She didn't resist, she put her arms around his shoulders, and pushed him closer to her. Their tongues playing inside each others mouths. His hands gently touching her soft skin, rubbing back and forth, their hearts beating as one. He broke the kiss and asked, "We got some time, do you want to have a quicky to lighten the mood out there?" "Mmmm.... sounds great to me." They took each others shirts off, Uni ran her hands all over Razors chest, she loved his muscles, so strong and hard. He kissed her naked neck, tenderly. Soothing her mind from the craziness outside. Her pulse increased, as she began to relax...... "KABOOM! Sparks flew from the outside of the trailer. The trailer shook fiercely, almost violently. Fire soon surrounded the trailer. They could see the flames, and feel the heat. They heard a crowd of laughter from outside. |
| "Great! do we get hazard pay for this!" Lilyanna held her hands over her head trying to deflect the debre. She looked around and found she was by herself. Lilyanna heard moaning from behind the black backdrop and sighed, frustrated. "Hey lovers! We got a problem here! The whole damn thing is gunna blow!" Razor can running around the cornor pulling up his pants. "Whats going on?" Uni came running out shortly after running her fingers through her hair."What did you do Lilyanna?" "Me?" Lilyanna looked at Uni raising her eyebrows, "I did do this shit!" "Your the only one here!"Uni shot back. "Ask the director." Razor looked around the set and and gasped,"The rats gone!" Lilyanna's eyes gre wide and started to step back, pointing to the origin of the explosion. "Not gone! Only bigger.........." |
| Razor looked up towards the sky as he sighed"Well it looks like our friend the director must have been hanging around the Jolly Green Giant again!" Lilyanna shook her head as she replied"Man where's a giant killer when you need one". Uni stared at Razor as she held her hands up in the air"I'll shrink his ass back down to size!" Purple orbs surrounded the giant as a bright blue laser engulfed him"One giant jackass going down!" Uni concentrated her powers as the director returned to normal"Hey why did you do that?" Razor stared at him as he grabbed him by the throat"Listen punkass next time I want a giant I'll summon Godzilla got it!" He nodded as Lilyanna smiled"Well I guess we should get back to work eh Razor?" Razor nodded as Uni crossed her arms"I don't know about you two but I'm getting sick and tired of being treated this way". |
| Lilyanna looked at Uni and furrowed her brow. "I am too and I think we should really do something about it!" Razor looked at the two girls and sighed. "What the hell are we going to do? We are just a peice of ass to these people!" Uni looked at razor and smiled "Piece of ass...mmm..no pun intended right?" Lilyanna laughed out loud and looked at her two compainions. "What now?" "I think we need to get out of here and get down to some real action." Razor said as he started to gather his stuff. Uni and Lilyanna looked at Razor and burst into laughter, "No pun intended there either?" |
| A large poof of fairy dust came into view and a large man in a red suit came out from it. "HO, HO, HO...Merry Christmas!!" Uni and Razor Looked at eachother and said "It's Santa." Santa spoke in a loud booming voice. "I have come here to judge the good and the bad." Lilyanna asked "What do mean good and bad, fatman?" "A little respect young Lady" Santa continued. " I have been wathcing all of you and I see that you UNI have been a bad girl, and RAZOR you have been really bad...and you must die." Having said that, he raised his glove and pointed it at the two bad children. Suddenly several small razor sharp disks flew out and headed for the throats of his chozen two. |
| Razor held up his arm as he blocked the blades and sighed"What the hell is going on around here?" Uni shook her head as Razor stared at the jolly fat man"I mean what has the world come to when you can't even trust jolly ole Saint Nick?" Lilyanna shrugged her shoulders as Razor grabbed Santa by the arm and hurled him high into the air". He disappeared into the clouds as Lilyanna spoke"Where do you think he landed?" Razor shook his head as he replied"Probably back at the North pole..but who knows?" Razor started to walk away when 3 trolls jumed out from behind the trees and attacked them. |
Just as the trolls starting attacking an elf appeared from behind the trailer on fire. "I am Jaim, and I hate trolls!" said the elf. Uni looked at Razor stupified, then at Lilyanna. "What the hell else is going to show up in this film? Jesus Christ, this is ridiculious!" Uni said. "I don't know, started Razor, but I think we are about to find out. Look!" Uni and Lilyanna turned in the direction Razor pointed as the elf punched out all three trolls with a quick 1, 2 punch. |
| On a chair in a unknown location a man watched the activity on the moniters with interest. The creatures that were part of this contest were very skilled in killing and would do it without a moments hesitation. He thought to himself, would they do it to get off the island? He pushed a few buttons on his computer and a countdown screen came up. The reading was 4 hours and 10 minutes. Pushing another button he activated a PA system. "Attention playes." Jaim, Uni and Razor, paused to listen to the disembodied voice. "I have given you 4 hours to get off this island alive. The only catch is that a small boat can only fit one body. Anymoremore with make it sink." He paused for dramatic effect. "You must kill to live...rather ironic, no?" The group looked at one another and got into a huddle. |
| Razor nodded as he replied"Alright then we'll cut down these trees and use them to build some boats with ok?" Razor pointed towards 4 large trees as each of them nodded"I have one question though". Razor looked at Jaims as he shook his head"And what exactly is your question?" "Well these trees don't exactly look normal..I mean look at the size of these roots". Razor scanned the tree with his sensors as he sighed"There appears to be some sort of energy disturbance underground". "My sensors are picking up energy levels off the scale"Uni shook her head as she replied"So what now?" |
| Razor sat down on one of the roots to rest for a minute. As he did it started to sink. Razor jumped up swearing, "What the hell?" The root moved and the rest of the tree fell away to reveal a large nuclear weapon. On it was a LED screen and it was counting down. "OH my god!" Uni gasped "What do we do now?" |
| Razor stared at the screen as he sighed"I could blow this damn thing up with my sidewinder missles..but we'd all die on impact". Jaim shook his head as he replied"Bad idea..better think of something else and fast!" Razor stared at the circuits leading into the bomb as he smiled"Looks like I'll have to diffuse the damn thing then". Uni stared at him as she grabbed his hand"Are you sure there's no other way?" Razor shook his head as he smiled"Don't worry Uni I'll be ok". |
| Wait! I think I might be able to conjure up a spell to diffuse the weapon, so we don't all die. I'll need a drop of blood from all of you and some more of that beautiful metal you wear Razor. "Okay Uni babe." said Razor. "I'm not too fond of my blood leaving my body." started Jaim, "but if it'll save my ass, let's do it!" Where the hell did Lily go? Uni asked. I need her blood as well if she wants to leave this freaking island. "Hmmmm.. last I saw her she was going after that mysterious man that told us we had 4 hours to get off the island." Replied Razor. |
| Uni stared at Jaim as Razor as she shook her head. "Well it looks like we have to go find her before we can do anything else". Razor nodded as he replied"I'll search for her with my tracking scope ok?" Uni nodded as Razor jumped up and hoovered in mid-air. He surveyed the landscape as he smiled"I've picked her up she's not too far away!" Razor started to land beside Uni when he shook his head. "Great looks like we've got some more company!"2 large birds swooped out from behind a cloud as they stared at Razor and the others. |
| Razor and Uni went off to find Lily as they walked though they noticed that the sand was moving. Razor scanned the sand's interior as he shook his head"It's sand creatures you go on and get Lily I'll take care of these guys ok?" Uni nodded as she kissed his cheek"Be careful ok?"Razor smiled as he nodded"I will love". Razor pulled out his two blasters as he watched 4 large sand creatures jump out of the ground. He twirled his blasters around on his fingers as he shot them all in the head. He watched the blood spew from them as a large sand worm grabbed him by the legs and pulled him underneath the sand. Razor struggled to break free from the sand worm's grasp as he unloaded 3 proton missles into the worm's eyes. The worm released it's grip as Razor jumped out of the sand trap and fired both blasters along with several missles and eye beams at it. The sand worm collapsed in a pool of it's own blood as Razor put his blasters away. |
| Razor scanned the terrain as he saw Uni just up ahead fighting off more of those damn sand creatures. He flew towards her as he fired four large missles from his chest destroying six of them,Uni stared at him as Razor landed and smiled. "There I'll make sure none of these guys follow you this time ok love?"Uni nodded as she smiled"Ok I'll go look for Lily". The sand started to move again as Razor pulled out his twin blasters"Alright go I'll hold them off!" |
| Razor fired 2 more missles at the ground destroying another 4 sand creatures"Get the hell back!" He dodged the creatures attacks as he fired his twin lasers at the other 6 sand creatures. Dead sand creatures littered the ground as Razor scanned the terrain for any signs of anymore enemies. He wasn't picking up any bleeps on his internal radar so he placed his twin lasers back inside his armor. He jumped up in and air and took off flying as he noticed Uni and the others near a forest,he flew over to them as he landed by Uni. |
| Uni hugged him as he smiled"I'm ok babe I was just taking care of some of those vile sand creatures". She nodded as they stared at the forest"So does anyone here think that this forest is safe enough to enter?" Razor shook his head as he replied"Um no I've got a bad feeling about this forest"Jaim nodded as he sighed"Yeah me too". Razor jumped up in the air as he used his superior eye sight to look around"Things seem to be ok but we better proceed with caution". |
| Razor scanned the terrain with his infared vision as 4 large beasts jumped down from nearby trees in front of them. Their heads were that of a monkey but their bodies looked like some hybrid between a gorilla and bear. Their eyes were red as fire and their teeth were sharp like that of wolves,Razor pulled out his twin pistols as he replied"Looks like we met some of the residents". Jaim and the others nodded as the ground began to shake and 5 large snake creatures rose up from out of the ground. Uni shook her head as she replied"We've got some more company"Razor's eyes's turned red as he replied"Alright time to clear a path!" |
| Razor stared at Jaim as he nodded"Well done"Jaim nodded his head as Razor and the others started walking inot the forest. Razor pulled out his energy saber as he began whacking brush and other debris out of the path"This forest is heavly guarded I can sense the presence of several creature's approaching". Razor pulled a tree up from out of the ground as he hurled it into the forest causing several creatures to run out from hiding. "Alright time to kick some more ass!"the gang nodded as they prepared to deliver their special attacks. |
| The creatures appeared before them 6 large alligator creatures followed by 2 ape creatures and several bird creatures. Razor and the others split up each going in a different direction as they prepared to deliver their special attacks. Razor jumped up in the air as he pressed the buttons on his elbows releasing 3 sonice land mines. 2 of the alligator creatures rushed towards him as they tripped the land mines and were blown into a million pieces. "I guess I should have warned ya about those"he smiled a little as he turned around to view how the others were doing. |
| Razor! Razor! Sorry about the very long delay. Man it was like I was gone and missing for awhile. Said Uni. Hmm it is very strange, I feel as though I am totally lost now. I don't remember too many of these characters anymore. Is this still part of the game? Whoever makes it out alive wins big money right? Oh Razor my love, help me to remember, please... |
| suddenly the group heard and noticed a whooshing sound over and over. In front of them a large blue box appeared. A large blue police box was in frotn of them. it opened and a handsome man with wild hair in a nice light brown suit stepped out and asked, "I am the Doctor, do you need my help?" |
| Razor jumped up and down as he looked at his script "Damn damn double damn this isn't working.....these special effects are totally in need of redesign and my armor let's face it come on it's the new millenum get with it people". The cam pans back around in a 360 degree motion as it focuses back on him as he changes back into his personna "I mean um let's kick the hell outta some bots and stuff and win the game". Razor flew up into the air noticing the doctor as he came crashing down mere inches from his face and spoke "What's up doc?" the doctor opened his suit to reveal several utensils as he responded "What sort of operation might I perform on you eh?" |
| "Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wait a second there doc. " Razor looked around to see if he could spot Uni or Lily anywhere, but to no avail. "Hold on Doc, I need to find my lady friends, but maybe I could use one of you utensils to locate them. Let me see what you got there Doc..." Razor took hold of the Doc's coat and spied the large tools looking over the screwdrivers and saws but leaning in closer to inspect the oddly pear shaped, what looked like a cross between an arrow and a coat rack, wondering, what it was and what it did. "Ummm Doc, what the hell is this, and how does it work? "Well, my dear son, "Started the ole man. |
| well that is an odd thing I picked up in 5000/apple. It was a gift from the king for saving the son from a horrible marraige. It gives teh wearer unlimited strength and agility for 5 minutes. |
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