Rules Without Regulations

It's a messy world, but it's a wonderful life.
It's not always sunny, but I find the bright side of things.
I cry often, but I know how to laugh.
I make a mess, but I clean up nice.
I can eat like a horse, but I know how to loose it.
It's a hot one, but I know how to cool off.
There's many heartaches, but I know how to love.
There will always be a cheater, but you have to learn how to trust.
I love to drink the good stuff, but I always present myself with class.
I know the way in, and I always find my way out.
The best thing in life is a good bed, close second is a good man.
If you don't love a sport, you can't love the game.
Shopping is an aphrodisiac, but you gotta know when not to swipe it.
Chocolate and love making get along like a good peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
I know how to kiss, but I keep my lips moist for the only one I love.
Life without adventure is like a life with out a soul.
A laugh isn't good unless you pee a little.
Last but certainly not least...Love everyday of your life like you knew it was your last and live with no regrets. Find your happiness.