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Rated: E · Book · Other · #2305172
A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
August 28, 2024 at 3:32pm
August 28, 2024 at 3:32pm
#1075835
I'm a cop and I once had to pull over Schnujo's Doing NaNoWriMo? . When she asked me why I pulled her over I had to tell her that she was so destractedly pretty that people were looking at her rather than the road. *Laugh*

PS. This joke is in thanks to Schnujo's Doing NaNoWriMo? hard work on WDC and her service.
August 19, 2024 at 9:42am
August 19, 2024 at 9:42am
#1075460
Can cook with fire breath (great for starting campfires), can shelter from rain with large wingspan, can fly to work or do errands, can intimidate muggers and bullies, and last but not least can give the best slobbery kisses and wrap around hugs. Call 1-800-THE-DERG.

PS. Will work for belly rubs, head scratches, and/or Derg Snax.
August 16, 2024 at 3:10pm
August 16, 2024 at 3:10pm
#1075356
How do spy training facilities maintain funds in wartime?

They use Bonds!


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