\"Writing.Com
*Magnify*
◄     May     ►
SMTWTFS
   
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Archive RSS
SPONSORED LINKS
BY ONLINE AUTHORS
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/item_id/2305172-Thought-of-the-Day/month/5-1-2024
Item Icon
\"Reading Printer Friendly Page Tell A Friend
(4)
Rated: E · Book · Other · #2305172
A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
Previous ... -1- 2 ... Next
May 31, 2024 at 11:13am
May 31, 2024 at 11:13am
#1071935
I got in my car and drove over hill and over dale. Then I drove over Chip for good measure.
May 31, 2024 at 9:32am
May 31, 2024 at 9:32am
#1071932
Why did the roofer go to the hospital?

They had "shingles"!
May 30, 2024 at 12:06pm
May 30, 2024 at 12:06pm
#1071898
Do droopy dergs detest dainty donuts doing dances?
May 29, 2024 at 7:53pm
May 29, 2024 at 7:53pm
#1071868
All animals have excretement. It doesn't matter if it's a shark, goldfish, or starfish. Think about it. This is why I'll never swim at the beach.
May 29, 2024 at 5:40pm
May 29, 2024 at 5:40pm
#1071866
What do you call a monkey with a need for speed?

Peter "Torque"
May 28, 2024 at 10:36am
May 28, 2024 at 10:36am
#1071804
Why was everyone betting against Casper?

He didn't stand a ghost of a chance!
May 14, 2024 at 5:39pm
May 14, 2024 at 5:39pm
#1071094
The word "Darth" in Star Wars came from putting together the words "dark" and "death".
May 13, 2024 at 2:39pm
May 13, 2024 at 2:39pm
#1071022
Jim Henson created the Yoda puppet for Star Wars: Episode 5-The Emperor Strikes Back.
May 7, 2024 at 5:51pm
May 7, 2024 at 5:51pm
#1070673
I don't get the logic behind many job saleries. Those who serve the most important roles in society or the most dangerous should be paid the most. Yet if you check saleries for teachers & firefighters against lawyers specializing in lawsuits and entertainment industries... it just doesn't add up.
May 7, 2024 at 9:47am
May 7, 2024 at 9:47am
#1070652
The only thing as wonderful as a lovable wriggly puppy is the bond between a human a loving lovable derg (who also wriggles and thumps their tail when happy).

17 Entries · *Magnify*
Page of 2 · 10 per page   < >
Previous ... -1- 2 ... Next

© Copyright 2024 Massive Friendly Derg (UN: dragondawn at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
Massive Friendly Derg has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and its syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.

Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/item_id/2305172-Thought-of-the-Day/month/5-1-2024