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A little daily tidbit to get your day started |
| This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts. |
| My teachers alaways said that I never listened. At least I think that's what they said, I never listened. |
| I don't understand why people eat pigs in a blanket. I mean I get eating the pig, but why eat the blanket? |
| What is the Dark Knight's favorite sport? Batmitton! |
| What do you call generic pop tarts? Poop Toots! |
| A smart phone grafted to your head. |
| Why was the Egyptian builder arrested? It turns out he was part of a pyramid scheme! |
| What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia! What do you get from a cow that was just in a hurricane? A milkshake! What do you call a dried up cow? A milk dud! What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the Moovies! |
| Why shouldn't you hire a Dutch plummer? Because they have clogs! |
| How to Catch Butterflies by Annet |
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