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A little daily tidbit to get your day started
This is a collection of thoughts, ideas, and facts.
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
February 22, 2024 at 3:38pm
#1064690
What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What do you get from a cow that was just in a hurricane?

A milkshake!

What do you call a dried up cow?

A milk dud!

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the Moovies!
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
February 22, 2024 at 10:44am
#1064676
Why shouldn't you hire a Dutch plummer?

Because they have clogs!


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