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Rated: ASR · Book · Contest · #2268413
A place to keep my entries for various contests and challenges
This book is not only a place to create, keep, and store contest entries, it's also a log of items that may one day become something more.
March 5, 2024 at 9:47am
March 5, 2024 at 9:47am
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Andre says, "March comes in with the lyin' and runs out on the lam."

I think most of us know the saying, "In like a lion, out like a lamb" but for Andre, it's a bit different. I suspect he was caught swiping toilet paper from the gas-station down the street on March first, so the month started with Andre's denials and lies that he was just taking the rolls out to get some sun and fresh air.

Then, of course, Andre bolted with his pilfered paper. Hence the runs out on the lam (he ran right over the gas station attendant); I also believe that Andre's month may also be on the lamb.

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