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A place to keep my entries for various contests and challenges |
| This book is not only a place to create, keep, and store contest entries, it's also a log of items that may one day become something more. |
Written for "Invalid Item"  prompt: Apple Cider Day, which was yesterday, Nov 18.I've enjoyed hot apple cider from my youth, and after I was older added hard apple cider to the list. Even though I could possibly look up some information and write about apple cider, something else deep within my brain triggered memories of a specific kind of apple cider, Dickens. I could write quite a lot on Dickens Cider, but it's easier, and more entertaining to just share the link, and remember, a Dickens Cider is sure to brighten any holiday... A proud member of "WdC SuperPower Reviewers Group" "Reading soothes the soul, writing sets it free." T.J. |
| Written for 1985857, two prompts, National Vasectomy Day and National Testosterone Awareness Day This is a make-up entry for Nov. 17 which was both Vasectomy Day and Testosterone Awareness Day among a few others. I found this a bit odd; does anyone else find it odd that they would have both of these on the same day? Sure, a vasectomy doesn't alter the production of testosterone in a man's system, but to have a day set aside for having one's fertility factory cut off from delivering the goods and having it on the same day set aside to create awareness of Testosterone seems a bit bizarre. I'm wondering, did anyone celebrate the clipping of the family jewels. There's a day for anything and everything it seems, but is there some gathering of vasectomy victims members? Maybe it' something the partner's of these brave men do in honor of the sacrifice they made. They wait till he's gone and then decorates up the house and invites friends and family over to celebrate their partner's vasectomy? "Hey, I'm celebrating my husbands fifteenth anniversary of disconnecting his balls. Yeah, we're grilling Rocky Mountain Oysters on the grill and having a kind of potluck. Hell yeah we'll have beer!" Meanwhile he and his clipped comrades are out someplace with a bonfire, naked, jumping and yelling, well aware of their testosterone levels. Male bonding I think they call it. I don't know, maybe I've taken this a bit out of context... A proud member of "WdC SuperPower Reviewers Group" "Reading soothes the soul, writing sets it free." T.J. |
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